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Old 09-04-2012, 11:48   #1672
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A lady dropped her handbag over the edge of a railway platform this morning.The porters refused to retrieve the handbag as they considered it beneath their station.

Worried woman:'Doctor,I'm worried about having a baby.'
Doctor:'But I gave you the pill.'
Worried woman:'Yes,I know.but it keeps falling out.'

'Doctor.doctor! I've just swallowed a spoon.'
'Sit down and don't stir.'
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