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claytonx · 14-04-2012, 13:47

A few of Frank Carson's

The Grim Reaper came for me last night,and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.Talk about Dyson with death.

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time...

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin,3 hours later and they were still walking about with it.I thought to myself, they've lost the plot.

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday.so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! blow this,I thought,I can get one cheaper off the web

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

14-04-2012, 13:47	#1678
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 2180	Re: Joke Of The Day A few of Frank Carson's The Grim Reaper came for me last night,and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time... I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin,3 hours later and they were still walking about with it.I thought to myself, they've lost the plot. My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday.so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! blow this,I thought,I can get one cheaper off the web Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.