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Yet More from Frank.

Man calls 999 and says I think my wife is dead' The operator says how do you know? He says 'The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!'

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor--she only had £1.20 in her purse.

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.He says what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said you're obviously not listening.