Bumble in the Daily Mail
(
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cri...g-shame.html):
"I can reveal we might make a bid for Arsenal's Dutch striker Robin van Persie and can offer him a good package - as many pies as he can eat and a weekly ticket to the local Odeon."
It's a shame he's let the side down with some sexist remarks about women cricketers and page 3.