The calm room - Page 13

Less · 25-03-2011, 09:52

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Originally Posted by jaysay

I've just got some white light bulbs Less matbe they'll be better

They'd better be energy saving bulbs, if MaggieR goes in and inspects there will be one hell of a thread starting up if they aren't.

jaysay · 25-03-2011, 09:56

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Originally Posted by Less

They'd better be energy saving bulbs, if MaggieR goes in and inspects there will be one hell of a thread starting up if they aren't.

Rest assured Less they are, so we're safe

Less · 25-03-2011, 09:56

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Originally Posted by heth

You were with him all day then Less......................mmmmm mind boggles

I often am, a megga celebrity such as he, needs to be protected from klingons.

heth · 25-03-2011, 09:59

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Originally Posted by Less

I often am, a megga celebrity such as he, needs to be protected from klingons.

So why are you with him then?

DaveinGermany · 25-03-2011, 10:03

Er ??? What happened to "Calm" in the calm room ?

I'm off over to the Sanctuary to see what's going on there !

heth · 25-03-2011, 10:10

Go on then, off ye go getting too crowded in here now.

Notice you didnt bring me any cider of fags........tut tut

jaysay · 25-03-2011, 10:12

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Originally Posted by heth

Go on then, off ye go getting too crowded in here now.

Notice you didnt bring me any cider of fags........tut tut

With the sound of it you don't really need either heth

heth · 25-03-2011, 10:18

ok I will have a cuppa then pls, its thirsty work looking after this lil monkey

DaveinGermany · 25-03-2011, 10:24

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Originally Posted by jaysay

With the sound of it you don't really need either heth

Careful Jay, don't encourage her she's wanton she is ! ....... Wantin' this, wantin' that, wantin' the other

Outrageous behaviour I tell you ! And what's the betting she'll want you to change a 50, as that's the smallest she's got & you won't have change so you'll tell her that it's okay & don't worry about it, you'll sort it next time ..... Aye.

Me old Mum warned me about wimmin' like this un' & I 've always remembered it & gone looking for em ! Yeah ! S'right

heth · 25-03-2011, 10:39

No-one said anything about paying.......................

DaveinGermany · 25-03-2011, 10:52

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Originally Posted by heth

No-one said anything about paying.......................

See .... ! See .... I told you ! She's shameless !

Brazen, immoral, wanton & probably says things like maybe, possibly & perhaps the Siren ! Using manipulative, wimminly ways to corrupt gullible fellas ! What flavour fags was it you're wanting ?

heth · 25-03-2011, 11:16

100 Mayfair King Size please and some Pear Cider (

)

I think I should be looked after as I am looking after Mick so there!!

Anyway how would you like me to pay you back...........................heeheehee!!!!!

*Heth is getting giddy in the calm room*
*Mick's gonna shout when he wakes up, must try to keep calm*

cashman · 25-03-2011, 11:58

Micks in the watering hole, recuperating.

heth · 25-03-2011, 12:07

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Originally Posted by cashman

Micks in the watering hole, recuperating.

Is that what they call it now adays?!

Anyway I think it is your imagination

he is here with me keeping warm as I am still sat on him........................

DaveinGermany · 25-03-2011, 14:27

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Originally Posted by heth

Anyway how would you like me to pay you back...........................heeheehee!!!!!

Don't suppose you could ?............ Maybe like ?.......... Sort of !.......... you know ! ......... kinda, if it's not to much bother by the way ...... go for a little Aural ???

Iknowwehardlyknoweachotheranallthat ! But I really do appreciate a little narration ! Honestly, I really do ! I just love stories ....... especially if they've got, you know ........ Donkeys in them, or sheep, sheep are okay too, but they've got to be nice & fluffy, no Lamb chop or glue factory/dog food type endings mind ! I'm not that type of bloke I'll have you know !

So er, how about it ?

I'll understand if you say no though, not everyone's cup of tea recitation.

Please read carefully & engage brain before outcry