The Nazis Were Right, Uber All The World!

Less · 25-05-2022, 15:54

Called into one of my favourite going home take away's just now, at first I was ignored then puzzlement, 'I'm sorry' says my regular server, it will be 2 hours before we can take your order.
'Why?' asks a hungry potential customer.

We have loads of Uber orders and it will be that long before I can serve you.

'Now just hang on matey', say I, you have a load of fat beggars ordering up online they can't even be bothered to turn up and because of that you turn away a customer that does actually call in for his own food?
Well, that is a crock of shiste!
Well, said he, when you put it like that, what do you want? let's ignore the lazy fat bastards, it's a pleasure to serve a customer face to face.

taddy · 25-05-2022, 16:57

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Originally Posted by Less

Called into one of my favourite going home take away's just now, at first I was ignored then puzzlement, 'I'm sorry' says my regular server, it will be 2 hours before we can take your order.
'Why?' asks a hungry potential customer.

We have loads of Uber orders and it will be that long before I can serve you.

'Now just hang on matey', say I, you have a load of fat beggars ordering up online they can't even be bothered to turn up and because of that you turn away a customer that does actually call in for his own food?
Well, that is a crock of shiste!
Well, said he, when you put it like that, what do you want? let's ignore the lazy fat bastards, it's a pleasure to serve a customer face to face.

I am presuming that you should have put that in the jokes section, after working in brickyards, three days down a pit, (nuff said) and then finally getting my dream job of covering the north west of England as a mobile fork lift truck engineer, I have put up with a lot of abuse but your post is (well) out of order, take that as you will. Regards Taddy.

DaveinGermany · 25-05-2022, 17:20

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Originally Posted by taddy

I have put up with a lot of abuse but your post is (well) out of order, take that as you will. Regards Taddy.

Eh up Tads, I can't follow you here, help me out a bit will ya?

Less · 26-05-2022, 06:29

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Originally Posted by taddy

I am presuming that you should have put that in the jokes section, after working in brickyards, three days down a pit, (nuff said) and then finally getting my dream job of covering the north west of England as a mobile fork lift truck engineer, I have put up with a lot of abuse but your post is (well) out of order, take that as you will. Regards Taddy.

1/ It's in anything goes.
2/ Where have I abused you in it?
3/ You forgot to tell us how old you are.
4/ Not to worry I'm sure you understood what you mean.

taddy · 26-05-2022, 11:00

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Originally Posted by Less

1/ It's in anything goes.
2/ Where have I abused you in it?
3/ You forgot to tell us how old you are.
4/ Not to worry I'm sure you understood what you mean.

Yes ok Less, you are right in what you are saying, it's just that I took a bit of needless humbridge about calling people, "fat beggar's" and" lazy fat bastards" when you do not know the majority of people that order their meals by phone or online or whatever. Me and the missus have (never) ordered a take away, Uber eats or whatever by the way. As for your other questions,

2/ no you have never abused me
3/ I am 75 years old
4/ no I am sometimes not sure what I mean, it may have been an elderly moment as they say.

By the way, I hope that you have noticed that your's and Margaret's teachings are paying dividends with my knowledge of this computer thingy. I hope that this humble answer is the best part of an Apology, or even better, Sorry.

taddy · 26-05-2022, 11:08

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Eh up Tads, I can't follow you here, help me out a bit will ya?

See today's answer and hopefully smile at the rantings of an elderly, "Gentleman", What!

DaveinGermany · 26-05-2022, 13:00

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Originally Posted by taddy

See today's answer and hopefully smile at the rantings of an elderly, "Gentleman", What!

Now then Gramps, that's a lot clearer, sit yourself down in your comfy chair & don't forget your slippers!

Margaret Pilkington · 26-05-2022, 13:43

Taddy a lot of what ails you can be fixed with a couple of Hobgoblins.
I knew that you had grabbed the wrong end of the stick....and that umbrage you took.....don't take it again Taddy.....it makes you mad and constipated and the NHS no longer treat constipation...the madness is a different matter though!

Less · 26-05-2022, 16:56

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Originally Posted by taddy

Yes ok Less, you are right in what you are saying, it's just that I took a bit of needless humbridge about calling people, "fat beggar's" and" lazy fat bastards" when you do not know the majority of people that order their meals by phone or online or whatever. Me and the missus have (never) ordered a take away, Uber eats or whatever by the way. As for your other questions,

2/ no you have never abused me
3/ I am 75 years old
4/ no I am sometimes not sure what I mean, it may have been an elderly moment as they say.

By the way, I hope that you have noticed that your's and Margaret's teachings are paying dividends with my knowledge of this computer thingy. I hope that this humble answer is the best part of an Apology, or even better, Sorry.

Fat beggars no matter how you try to hide it behind PC idiocy are well, fat beggars it doesn’t matter if you call me a fatist if they ain’t in control they is fat! never ever try to hide the truth behind being pretend upset being fat should be a greater concern than so called global warming!
Got to stop the guys just arrived with the curry I ordered.

taddy · 26-05-2022, 17:20

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Originally Posted by Less

Fat beggars no matter how you try to hide it behind PC idiocy are well, fat beggars it doesn’t matter if you call me a fatist if they ain’t in control they is fat! never ever try to hide the truth behind being pretend upset being fat should be a greater concern than so called global warming!
Got to stop the guys just arrived with the curry I ordered.

Come on Less," if they ain't in control they is fat!" please explain that terminology to me because, although I am learning, that phrase is a new one to me.

Less · 26-05-2022, 17:25

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Originally Posted by taddy

Come on Less," if they ain't in control they is fat!" please explain that terminology to me because, although I am learning, that phrase is a new one to me.

Taddy stop talking bollocks and so will I.
You can sometimes be sensible.
Now you are just being an annoying Pratt.

Less · 26-05-2022, 17:48

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Taddy stop talking bollocks and so will I.
You can sometimes be sensible.
Now you are just being an annoying Pratt.

I apologise for calling you an 'annoying pratt'
I just got caught up in your venom,

However, unlike you I don't want this to be an argument so please, please, stop trying to upset me.

taddy · 27-05-2022, 08:19

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Originally Posted by Less

I apologise for calling you an 'annoying pratt'
I just got caught up in your venom,

However, unlike you I don't want this to be an argument so please, please, stop trying to upset me.

OK, I can agree to that but as you asked me earlier, how old are you?

Less · 27-05-2022, 08:26

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Originally Posted by taddy

OK, I can agree to that but as you asked me earlier, how old are you?

Well Here's your computer task of the day you can look up my age onsite.

taddy · 27-05-2022, 16:52

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Originally Posted by Less

I apologise for calling you an 'annoying pratt'
I just got caught up in your venom,

However, unlike you I don't want this to be an argument so please, please, stop trying to upset me.

Less, I never set out to "upset" anyone but if you cannot stand a bit of banter, p--s/ micky, taking then I think that you must have had a very (sheltered) life.