I like to read the papers whilst I am munching on my toast and marmalade......it isn't that much of a luxury is it?

For the last few days my breakfast has been well and truly spoilt......yesterday the paper carried some 9 pages of Guff about the book by TB....the day before.....a few pages. I didn't count them that day, figuring that it would be over soon.....after all how much publicity about a book do the papers want to devote newsprint to?(good question, that......it seems to be a lot)
This morning I had the stomach churning experience of not only having to see TB's grinning mug in the paper, bit I looked in the Lancashire Telegraph and there in all his glory(?????) was the grinning fat mug of PB.
And him in a hideous...

Me n Corker have been getting creative and physical tonight-making smoothies!
I made a mango kulfi ice cream,banana and apple juice smoothie and it was absolutely gorgeous....got the boost i needed too.
Was really tired cos was up most of the night with Jack (dont know what was wrong with him) but that smoothie sorted me out.
Jack found a dummy in the garden today that had been out there since the summer-he bought it in said 'D' and shoved it in his mouth at which point i grabbed it and threw it in the green bin.......it was covered in dirt and baby slugs I knew it was out there but thought Jack couldn't get to it.
I let him out there cos it was playgroup morning but we ended up getting up late cos of our...