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Living with zombies i.e. the living dead

Posted 03-03-2018 at 19:49 by MargaretR

I have considered whether or not to write this for several weeks now. It will offend some people but I feel the need to say it in order to 'get it off my chest'.
I am living in a 'care' home with 30 zombies.
I am unable to leave my room because I am attached to an oxygen generating machine for 24 hours a day. I could have an extra machine installed in the lounge but I know it would get tampered with by the zombie residents, and I don't want their company in the lounge anyway. I had my door wedged ajar when it was hot in the summer - the conversations I overheard were not inspiring.
Dementia has many variations and I have seen them all in here -
The woman in the room next to mine has screaming sessions at least twice...
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spuggie, chatroom,

Posted 29-03-2008 at 14:54 by shillelagh

well what can i say!!! Cyfr gets drunk on a few of jim beans, says hes taking his girlfriend on holiday - to paris no less - and hasnt asked her yet!!! Now you know what that threads about... Have you asked her yet. Mind you he still has to get a passport yet - you cant go to paris if you aint got a passport!!!

Spugs backside isnt aching anymore - hes stopped complaining about it now hes complaining about the weather!!! He's had some fun since July - the council condemned his heating and turned it off - so no heating no hot water. He still aint got any now!!! He's been going into the council offices complaining asking whats been going on when it was going to get sorted etc and still not got nowhere. Anyway back in december...
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What ive been up to.....

Posted 10-06-2008 at 17:28 by shillelagh
Updated 11-06-2008 at 20:46 by shillelagh

Anyone got anything from South Africa they would lend me to help decorate a stall for Hassy Street Fair in September - i will look after it i promise and return it to you. I knew i shouldnt have gone to that meeting on thursday night!!!!

So what have i been doing?

Well besides swearing at the computer and the printer, catching up on my sleep after spug went home, trying to ring people and all i was getting was an ansaphone and finally thinking im going to throw this flipping fone through the window, shouting at spuggie cos he rang me up when NCIS was on ... i told you i was addicted ... now he asks when its on and i'll ring you after!!!
He learnt his lesson i tell you!!! lol

But what i have...
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A first time for everything ........ Well almost everything !

Posted 08-05-2010 at 13:59 by DaveinGermany (A Donkeys deliberations)

In the beginning ! This being a first don't expect to much I've read several other peoples entries & it mainly seems to be that this "Blogging" lark is about opening up to folk & letting them share in your personal musings, ramblings & thoughts on a plethora of things.

Hopefully in the process giving people a wry smile, a different take on things or just a glimpse into the psyche of the author ! A dubious prospect at the best of times !

Anyway, you good folk in Accy are having a bit of a shindig of your own this evening I hope you enjoy it. As to our delights we're off to friends for a Barby with Beers, lots of Beers.

Incidentally the word Barby or Bar-B-Que doesn't get used here...
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The morning after the night before ! 2

Posted 09-05-2010 at 18:50 by DaveinGermany (A Donkeys deliberations)

the Hound & I are away off to the lake, some of the boys are away up there "Madjit Drownding" so we're away to see how they're doing. Oh deary, deary me someone was partaking of the Hops in abundance yestereve ! & we've some very sorry Teddies on the bank this morning. My how we chuckled ! Some of them even went swimming ! In all their clothes ! My how we chuckled some more. But not for long.

The Hound was away chasing Rabbits or something, but that's fine she doesn't wander far from the lake & its surrounds. She's usualy up to one of the following (A) Looking for someone to feed her (B) Looking for someone to play with (C) Looking for something to chase. Now these are great, but today she chose...
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