Ra-ra-ha-ha-ha
Posted 18-11-2008 at 22:57 by West Ender
It was exercise class # 2 today.
We all did our exercises, diligently, me with the ton-weight on my shoulder, and then we settled down for the coffee and biscuits and the TALK.
Steve, one of the physiotherapists, did the presentation. How to conserve energy - not global energy but one's own - was the theme. They were on about not overdoing it when cooking, cleaning etc. and I just thought about me sweeping up the leaves, today, in my back garden and down the side of my kitchen and garage before I went to the class. Well, yes, it left me a bit breathless but I reckon it would have done the same 30 years ago when I was young and fit.
Anyway all was fairly serene until they gave out the handouts. Among the bumph there was this leaflet called "Sexual Relations and Breathlessness". I, and about 6 others, started to giggle before we'd even opened it. There are even diagrams at the end. Wayhay!
I had to raise an objection straight away. I'm a widow. I require to know if sexual relations are available on the NHS and, if so, can I have a relationship with one who looks like Paul Newman? I got no satisfactory answer.
We sat there, reading the leaflet. "You may need to have oxygen before, after or during intercourse", (the mind boggles) when Gordon, who was sitting next to me and nearly collapsing with laughter, pointed out clause 5.
It says, and I kid you not, "You may wish to bring up phlegm before sexual relations".
Ah, it's so good to know that romance is not yet dead.
We all did our exercises, diligently, me with the ton-weight on my shoulder, and then we settled down for the coffee and biscuits and the TALK.
Steve, one of the physiotherapists, did the presentation. How to conserve energy - not global energy but one's own - was the theme. They were on about not overdoing it when cooking, cleaning etc. and I just thought about me sweeping up the leaves, today, in my back garden and down the side of my kitchen and garage before I went to the class. Well, yes, it left me a bit breathless but I reckon it would have done the same 30 years ago when I was young and fit.
Anyway all was fairly serene until they gave out the handouts. Among the bumph there was this leaflet called "Sexual Relations and Breathlessness". I, and about 6 others, started to giggle before we'd even opened it. There are even diagrams at the end. Wayhay!
I had to raise an objection straight away. I'm a widow. I require to know if sexual relations are available on the NHS and, if so, can I have a relationship with one who looks like Paul Newman? I got no satisfactory answer.
We sat there, reading the leaflet. "You may need to have oxygen before, after or during intercourse", (the mind boggles) when Gordon, who was sitting next to me and nearly collapsing with laughter, pointed out clause 5.
It says, and I kid you not, "You may wish to bring up phlegm before sexual relations".
Ah, it's so good to know that romance is not yet dead.
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whats even more funny westender is the fact that its "Real Life"
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Posted 18-11-2008 at 23:08 by cashman
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