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The Musings of a Mule.

This being the thoughts & commentaries, musings & ponderation of said Donkey. A rather irrelevant look at life & its aspects seen through the eyes of someone who finds thistles ........ rather tasty !
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The morning after the night before ! 2

Posted 09-05-2010 at 18:50 by DaveinGermany

the Hound & I are away off to the lake, some of the boys are away up there "Madjit Drownding" so we're away to see how they're doing. Oh deary, deary me someone was partaking of the Hops in abundance yestereve ! & we've some very sorry Teddies on the bank this morning. My how we chuckled ! Some of them even went swimming ! In all their clothes ! My how we chuckled some more. But not for long.

The Hound was away chasing Rabbits or something, but that's fine she doesn't wander far from the lake & its surrounds. She's usualy up to one of the following (A) Looking for someone to feed her (B) Looking for someone to play with (C) Looking for something to chase. Now these are great, but today she chose option (D) Find something foul, stinking & squishy to roll in.

Bingo ! She chose (D). Standing around chatting about their woes & misfortunes, I stood grinning like an idiot, serves you right, own fault & all that thinks I. Then we notice the odious odour, everyone is looking at each other with that look, you know, can you smell that too ? or is it just me ?

The source is sitting there tongue lolling out & pleased as punch with its little self. Oh how they chuckled ! I now have to get the smelly gunk smeared grimlin home ! Oh deep joy It's a windows wide open, go as fast as you can job, that idea lasted all of 30 seconds. The horrible Hound was getting smellier by the minute. Answer a lake job, we threw the sticks into the lake to get the bulk of the smeg off her, she was loving it ! playing fetch & in the lake too !

3 times we had her in & out, now all I had to contend with was a soggy Dog, that's bad but nowhere near as bad as the other option. It was still a windows down & go as fast as you can effort to get her home & into the bath. On arrival my did she scuttle, she'd heard the words "Bath" & "Dog" in the same sentence, her poor little Doggy World was in turmoil.

well the days nearly done & as I sit here writing this, I've got a rather sulky, but clean & doggy shampoo smelling mutt lying next to me. Probably muttering imprecations under her Doggy breath at me & the injustices she's had heaped on her today. Still it'll be Dog Dins time soon & as long as I can open cans, I'll be her bestest mate again.
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    ah bless her, what sort of dog is she?
    Posted 09-05-2010 at 20:31 by flashy flashy is offline
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    Margaret Pilkington's Avatar
    Flashy, don't think you should be saying that about Daves wife
    Posted 09-05-2010 at 20:35 by Margaret Pilkington Margaret Pilkington is online now
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    DaveinGermany's Avatar
    Belgian shepherd (Malinois) allegedly As to the Wifey, she comes from Bayern (Bavaria) Southern Germany, no further comment have a look at the album, they're from a couple of years back but she's not changed much, bit more meat on her bones. ( I am talking about the Dog here !! )
    Posted 10-05-2010 at 05:39 by DaveinGermany DaveinGermany is offline
    Updated 17-05-2010 at 19:50 by DaveinGermany

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