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The Musings of a Mule.

This being the thoughts & commentaries, musings & ponderation of said Donkey. A rather irrelevant look at life & its aspects seen through the eyes of someone who finds thistles ........ rather tasty !
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Christmas eve magic.

Posted 23-12-2010 at 22:39 by DaveinGermany

Hello Kidiwinks, (Mums & Dads can look too)

Well tis the night before Christmas & on such a special & magical evening you'd best be really, really really nice to all your furry & feathered friends, because tonight & tonight only all the animals in the World can speak But only ..... and this is the thing, to father Christmas ..... ! He'll ask your Fidos, Wuffleses, Tiddleses & Fluffies all about their Kidiwinks, have they really been as good as the letters said ? Or where they little Scallywags ? Now the way round this, come a little closer & listen right carefully, is treats, yeah !

So what you do is take Bonzo for a big long walk to all his favourite places, throw him some sticks, because that's fun then give him an extra Bonio. Puss on the other hand doesn't like walks, but a good fussing over & a saucer of cream should work here, they're suckers for that are Moggies. As to the rest of the tweeting, squeaking, squawking, chuntering beastlings, a little bit extra of their favourite nibbles will put you right in the good books. So when Santa asks, you'll get a Gold star from your manimal.

And don't forget, before you're away to the land of nod, put out a glass of Sherry & a Mince Pie for old Santa, also remembering to put out some Neeps & Carrots for the Reindeer, you'll need quite a few mind as there's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer & Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner & Blitzen & of course Ol' Red nose himself Rudolph. And don't worry he's updated his SatNav & you're on his list.

So now you little Monkeys ! Away off to bed with you, the sooner you're asleep the sooner he can get to you & bring you your prezzies ! One last thing kids, Mum & Dad are happy to wait until about oh lets say 08:00, before you need to show them what you got !

Have a great Christmas Kids (Big or Small)

Merry Christmas one & all.Thanks for reading .....
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    shillelagh's Avatar
    just make sure the cream you give the pussy cat isnt the cream thats already been doctored for the christmas pudding ... we dont want the poor pussy cat staggering around on christmas day .....

    merry christmas dave and t'other half .. hope you have a lovely day .. from me and spugs ...
    Posted 23-12-2010 at 23:50 by shillelagh shillelagh is offline
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    DaveinGermany's Avatar
    Actually we do as it is rather amusing a tipsy Grimlin (usually better than Christmas day telly at least) And the same to you & Spugs Jen. Have a good un' Lass & a big Hi to the Spugster.
    Posted 24-12-2010 at 09:09 by DaveinGermany DaveinGermany is offline
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    Margaret Pilkington's Avatar
    Lovely blog what I am waiting for is the stuffing and Turkey one.......I can almost feel my chuckle muscle twitching at the thought of it.

    Hope you and yours have a lovely Christmas, lost of lovely pressies, fun and frolics......and a bit of the tipsy stuff too...not too much mind, you don't want a sore head for visiting the sales...a heavy wallet, yes, a sore head, NO.
    ma x x
    Posted 24-12-2010 at 10:54 by Margaret Pilkington Margaret Pilkington is offline
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    cashman's Avatar
    have a good un you lot,
    Posted 24-12-2010 at 22:15 by cashman cashman is online now
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    BERNADETTE's Avatar
    All the very best Dave, Berniexx
    Posted 24-12-2010 at 23:53 by BERNADETTE BERNADETTE is offline
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    DaveinGermany's Avatar
    To all who've read & posted (or not) Thank you for your encouragement & I hope you all got something nice from Santa So enjoy the rest of your Hols & have a cracking 2011.
    Posted 25-12-2010 at 09:46 by DaveinGermany DaveinGermany is offline

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