I got on the bus today with a load of drama students, (nothing wrong ther i used to be one) However i did expect them to be loud, even singing wouldn't have been a shock, but what i did not expect to endure was this snotty disgusting girl, who coughed and snorted her way all the way to Rawtenstall! I nearly through some tissues at her! God i hope she covered her mouth. She was on public transport for godsake! Think of the others.

Nell

Oh bloody bollocks! The kids are getting up. I can hear them scampering around, whispering. Soon there'll be thuds and bumps as they jump on and off each others beds, the ps wil come on and the electronic toys, that some insensitive 'friend' bought them for their birthday will start up. They''ll start to head for the stairs soon, tiny toes creeping down and heading for the kitchen. Then they'll want feeding! Who do they think they are?

Nell

So here i am, the last one standing, everyone else has gone to bed, bastards! And after messing about on the pc i'm getting bored. The stupid pc wont do what i want it to do and i'm thinking of getting some sleep-only i've just realised there's no point as all the small ones will be getting up in a couple of hours, God help me!
AND..I keep hearing noises, banging noises coming from upstairs or maybe next door. i think i'm being paranoid as i'm having a sneaky smoke.
I should have gone to bed when they did ONLY I COULDN'T COS I WAS TOO WIRED! They wound me up and then left me,bastards!
(My mates not the kids)

Nell

my life is a river of **** that im frantically trying to swim through.one day i'll just give up and drown.

Nell

Well im in bed with this unmentionable and its morning, and suddenly my son appears and he dont know i got a visitor and im trying to hide him, were then interrupted by evry bloody visitor possible!
The meaning is obvious

Nell