Today I saw a Hobbit !! It was looking back at me from the bathroom mirror ..... only one week after turning 47 ???? I'm not ready for this gubbins yet !! That evil cow Mother nature is now ganging up on me & making me pay for my wayward youth. Alright she's been having little digs since I was in my late twenties but this is taking the pish
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I'd got up & was about my lazy Sunday morning routine, have a scrape then a shower, I usually tend to shave when my chops show more hairs than my head, which is about every 3 days or so. As I gazed upon my reflection, several things struck me, Damn I'm still right proper 'ansom'
(It's my World & it's my rules) my carefully styled coiffure was standing on end like a mad...
Was it all peace on earth or a right yuletime yowler ? We were in little Yorkshire (Munster-Germany) for ours, so straight away you know there’ll be trubble at’t mill for a good Lanky lad like meself, accompanied by the Witchy one & the Grimlin. Twas the night before Christmas & we piled into the Charabanc with bags a packed & a bulging sack ………… of prezzies, to bestow upon the riffy-raffy less fortunates who we’d been benevolent enough as to grace their rude domicile over the festive period. (no really it was rude you want to see some of them piccies he’s got hanging up in his cellar bar,...
I find myself happily singing (I use that term very, very loosely) along to various Christmas ditties, admiring the colourful displays of lights & baubles already on show in some places to a more or lesser degree & ocassionally thinking maybe I should...
