Today I saw a Hobbit !! It was looking back at me from the bathroom mirror ..... only one week after turning 47 ???? I'm not ready for this gubbins yet !! That evil cow Mother nature is now ganging up on me & making me pay for my wayward youth. Alright she's been having little digs since I was in my late twenties but this is taking the pish

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I'd got up & was about my lazy Sunday morning routine, have a scrape then a shower, I usually tend to shave when my chops show more hairs than my head, which is about every 3 days or so. As I gazed upon my reflection, several things struck me, Damn I'm still right proper 'ansom'
(It's my World & it's my rules) my carefully styled coiffure was standing on end like a mad...