Spug has got his new works uniform today... the only snag is (and this is in his own words hes dictating it) for them to sit right he would have to hang them from his nipples - im piercing em when he comes down.... he says they are 6 inches too long ... anyone got miracle gro?

Its a pain having short legs... Spug says anyone got a medieval rack where he can be stretched? He also says he's no padding for when hes on his bike.... His bum has shrunk he says its an anorexic backside (he said something else but i dont want to get banned) its all the exercise he gets cycling to and from work - all of 25 miles and on top of that his shopping trips ... i suggested botox or bum implants ...

This is going into the...

shillelagh

In a bad mood ...... will explain why later!!!

Anyway what else have i done - been an idiot - nowt new there really is there, not been too good either.

So whats the idiot bit about. Well my back has been sore from doing the garden when i finished work on wednesday went down Rawtenstall ... and bought a couple of tomato plants from Focus ... as well as the rest of my shopping round at Tesco 2 ..... next up getting them into a plant pot big enough so they will grow and hopefully flower and so have tomatoes.... well having to do that means bending over dont it .. oh my back was sore on wednesday night and it didnt get any better cos on Thursday i went and had my hair done (the grey bits are now coloured!) and on my...

shillelagh

Anyone got anything from South Africa they would lend me to help decorate a stall for Hassy Street Fair in September - i will look after it i promise and return it to you. I knew i shouldnt have gone to that meeting on thursday night!!!!

So what have i been doing?

Well besides swearing at the computer and the printer, catching up on my sleep after spug went home, trying to ring people and all i was getting was an ansaphone and finally thinking im going to throw this flipping fone through the window, shouting at spuggie cos he rang me up when NCIS was on ... i told you i was addicted ... now he asks when its on and i'll ring you after!!!
He learnt his lesson i tell you!!! lol

But what i have...

shillelagh

This is the last bit. I rang for a taxi to bring us home from the meet and it ended up it was ginger bringing us home. All the way home it was about the cook off..... id told slinks about the curry spug had made ... so we are now having a cook off spug vs ginger one night at mine - spug cooking ... one nite at slinks and gingers ... ginger cooking and me and slinks are the guinea pigs!!!! Its going to be when spug moves down .... in a couple of months. I wonder how long it will take for me to get used to living with someone again .. Anyway sunday morning he got up and went to maccydees for my brekkie - and forgot the tomato ketchup so he stuck some in a bowl and brought it up to me. Such a sweetie ... yes i'll miss that when hes moves down...

shillelagh

Well i got kicked out of bed again ... so another sleepless night again for me. Anyway he got up .... and made me a brew in bed .... not breakfast in bed ... a brew in bed!!! We were supposed to be meeting his mum in town at 12.30 not the supposed we got there about 1.30pm. Then we went shopping. He'd bust his holdall coming down and so wanted a new one for going home with, also something for tea. So we wandered round town ... and i pointed out a new case for him.... it was pink it was floral and he nearly killed me in the centre of town!!!! I got a new outfit for the meet and he mentioned he needed something to wear for the meet as he'd not brought anything down for it... plus he said he wanted to go the officers club - told him it had...

shillelagh