Lobster

Me and my friend decided to have a stint on the sun beds today. I refuse to be the milky white one stepping off that plane while everyone shouts ( NEW COMERS )

My mate is trying to shed a few pounds too ( lucky for me, I don't have to ) So we decided to walk it to the shop in town.

We went on sun showers then decided to walk home as well ( partly because we were too damn warm to catch the bus, and partly because it might firm our bums up ) and thank god it rained...... it was really refreshing on our sizzling heads

Well, I am sat here resembling a lobster. It always takes a couple of hours to kick in.... my friend has been round and she is even worse and she has lines where she had the goggles on!! hahaha she looks really funny.

The thing with me is, by 8 o'clock tonight, I will be as red as a beetroot .... and very very warm!! so if you see someone walking round town with no clothes on and smoke coming off their back side ...... say hiya

Oh well, must go for a shower and moisturise my skin ...... or I will end up looking like Touche Turtle ( my mate can be Dum Dum )