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tis Bee afterall

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He aint no George Washington - just a Walter Mitty fantasist.

If I was his gran I would send him for therapy.

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If you were his gran he wouldn't need therapy;)

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lol great comeback John

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1040735) I don't believe a word of this.

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 1040719) i think the police need to be looking into this

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1040720) Me too!

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 1040722) breaking an entering perhaps

Don’t worry Susie 123; Lee George DMC’s Part 2 Certified Scaffolder has handed in the camera to Sergeant Heckerslike at Accrington Police Station. They have run a check on the serial number and it has been found to be part of a container consignment robbed off the Altham Industrial Estate just before Christmas along with another container of those new fangled Japanese Toilets, you know the ones with a heated seat and a spray to wash your, err, “bits” destined for the Lancashire Police HQ at Hutton. Currently the police have nothing to go on, however there are a number of greasy finger prints on the camera lense and Sergeant Willie is looking into it.

The area around the Con has been secured as a potential crime scene there are police marksmen positioned in the Library top floors, on the roof of Tesco and the Railway pub) Sergeant Willie accompanied by Policewoman Edna Kloo are going into the building to investigate matters further when my mates from the Bomb Squad and more SAS get here.

Meantime here’s a few more photos lifted off the Pentax’s SD card. One clearly shows the slippery little fellows escape route and another whilst I think is just an under exposed self portrait of our dusky pal. Hutton’s forensic team are trying to enhance the pic to more detail.
The current Mrs P thinks it something more sinister!! You women have a sixth sense for these things, what do you think?

I’ve managed to blag a Press Pass so I’ll report back later from the Police briefing scheduled later today when they are revealing the contents of the Tesco bag. It’s probably best I wander off thread for these new revelations.;)

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D the P - are you the little liar's daddy encouraging his fantasy existence?

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Geppetto ??? I am certainly not....;)

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Well he certainly isn't his Gran:rolleyes:

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To quote the irrepressible Norm Peterson Margaret

" Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to them any more" ;)

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“By a lie a man throws away and, as it were, annihilates his dignity as a man” - Immanuel Kant

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Um thanks for that Margaret, no not the quote, but the Link:D

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Not sure why you've put this link on Margaret, I always tell the truth:rolleyes:

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Now Margaret you know I am on probation here on the AccyWeb for blaspheming so I really can't debate your chosen subject. Suffice to say I have always admired that mans anthropological work on "The Specific Utility" Which in a nutshell says some people can't do anything that couldn't be done better by something else.

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Loads of people have pm'd me asking for a simple explanation on Mr K's treatise I refer to so here goes Margaret.

Consider a cat... it's really useless at catching mice. A mousetrap is much better. :D