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Old 10-09-2007, 22:02   #1
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Talking Four Simple Questions

I have four simple questions to put to you all, one question for each evening.

I have tried these out with Willow ....and she got 4 correct answers so in case I am working late into the evening, I am giving her the power to oversee the questions and give the correct answers in my absence.



1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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Old 10-09-2007, 22:09   #2
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I have four simple questions to put to you all, one question for each evening.

I have tried these out with Willow ....and she got 4 correct answers so in case I am working late into the evening, I am giving her the power to oversee the questions and give the correct answers in my absence.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Open refrigerator door, insert giraffe, close refrigerator door.
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Old 10-09-2007, 22:10   #3
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Cut it up in to small bits
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Old 10-09-2007, 22:27   #4
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Old 10-09-2007, 22:40   #5
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Open refrigerator door, insert giraffe, close refrigerator door.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


Well done Lilly, Question 1 correct, Number 2 tomorrow evening
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Old 11-09-2007, 17:09   #6
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Re: Four Simple Questions

Here comes question 2 and its a tad more complicated than the first question



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Old 11-09-2007, 17:36   #7
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the same way the giraffe went in i presume
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Old 11-09-2007, 17:55   #8
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the same way the giraffe went in i presume
Big fridge to fit both in.
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Old 11-09-2007, 18:08   #9
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Open door, take giraffe out, put elephant in ( they can't both fit in there ), close door
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Old 11-09-2007, 20:51   #10
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Open door, take giraffe out, put elephant in ( they can't both fit in there ), close door
Well done lancsdave, spot on! See how you get on with tomorrows question


Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:47   #11
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erm,, i think i must be a bit dumb,,,,,but it seems logical when you think about it,,,cant wait for number 3
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Old 12-09-2007, 18:34   #12
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OK, Number 3, sorry its a bit late in the evening

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Old 12-09-2007, 18:42   #13
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The elephant because hes in the refrigerator.

Spug says its the lion cos hes hosting it.
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Old 12-09-2007, 19:58   #14
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The elephant because hes in the refrigerator.

Spug says its the lion cos hes hosting it.
Spug is totally wrong as usual - and you have it right shillelagh, well done,

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. (Tomorrow)
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Old 12-09-2007, 22:57   #15
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Spug also says it could also be the antelope as he could be the lions tea ........
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