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21-07-2006, 21:27
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If many hands make light work!!
How can too many cooks spoil the broth??? 
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21-07-2006, 21:29
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Re: Question?
because broths better heavy
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21-07-2006, 21:31
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Re: Question?
More importantly!!!!
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, and theres nobody there, does it make a sound?????  |
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21-07-2006, 21:33
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AND if God saves the Queen, who will save the rest of us????
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21-07-2006, 21:39
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Re: Question?
Why can you not have your cake and eat it. Because if you have your cake , you have to eat it, don't you???
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24-07-2006, 00:02
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Re: Question?
How can a glass be half empty. empty is nothing left, so half of nothing is erm...
Full is to the top 100% so half of that leaves you with 50%. So therefore the glass is always half full and can't ever be half empty.
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24-07-2006, 11:22
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A Rolling Stone gathers no moss,,,,does that include Kate Moss?
Mick Jagger likes anything with a skirt on
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27-07-2006, 16:55
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Re: Question?
I was always told: "I want never gets" but also "Them ask don't ask, don't want". I'm still trying to work it out.
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27-07-2006, 18:48
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Re: Question?
Do cannibals find that clowns taste funny?
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27-07-2006, 20:05
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Re: Question?
Pinched this from my daughter's thread on another site:-
How come there is a July 2007 expiry date on the rock salt which has 'been formed over 1,000 years" |
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27-07-2006, 21:39
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If tomorrow never comes. Why do I keep getting older?????
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28-07-2006, 00:13
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Why do parents teach kids to walk and talk, then tell them to sit down and shut up??
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28-07-2006, 00:21
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When our kids are climbing on tree's or wall's why do we tell them"Don't come running to me when you break your legs"??????????
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28-07-2006, 11:00
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Re: Question?
why when as a kid i used to come in soaked to the skin,me mam used to say IS IT RAINING?
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28-07-2006, 14:42
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Re: Question?
If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
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