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Less 10-11-2013 22:10

Christian Science
 
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Originally Posted by K99WARD (Post 1082985)
You are right of course, Margaret, but that is because most Ministers haven't taken the trouble to study the cults.

And you don't seem to have studied the quote how did you change Neil into Margaret?
Is it a miracle or are you a bit of a cult yourself?

K99WARD 10-11-2013 22:12

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1082963)
This is going to be a bit of a thread wander, but I reckon we deserve it.

K99....I don't know if you know this,but what you have done today is really very bad mannered. and I know that people of your age set great store by good manners.

You have come onto this forum, started a contentious thread and pontificated all day without having introduced yourself.
We know absolutely nothing about you, other than you are and evangelistic christian who seems to have an answer for everything and dismisses the opinions of others who frequent this forum.
Your bad manners is akin to me coming into your home, sitting down at your table and dipping my bread into your gravy.
Now I don't know what the etiquette of other forums might be......but here you should introduce yourself.

Hi Margaret,

I don't mind you dipping your bread in my gravy as long as you don't betray me for thirty pieces of silver afterwards but there will be no communion wine. :)

K99WARD 10-11-2013 22:23

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1082986)
And you don't seem to have studied the quote how did you change Neil into Margaret?
Is it a miracle or are you a bit of a cult yourself?

Margaret wants to know a bit about me so here goes. I am just a plain ordinary bible believing Christian like Billy Graham. I try to read well so that you lot can't seriously trip me up. You may be a bit upset because my creed is not yours. I don't support Accrington Stanley, not because I have anything against them but I am not interested in football. Well I guess that's all you need to know. I was very happily married for twenty seven years until the death of my wife. I loved her so much that I haven't looked at another woman since except perhaps to say hello or good morning.

Restless 10-11-2013 22:24

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If you want platform may I suggest The Railway on a Saturday afternoon :enough:

Less 10-11-2013 22:27

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Hmmm!!!

K99WARD 10-11-2013 22:38

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Originally Posted by dotti34 (Post 1082964)
Btw, I wonder how many 'good deeds' K99WARD does....wouldn't have much time to spare to help others after looking up all the quotes he is so fond of using and so very kindly sharing them with us.....
.....am crossing my fingers that he has run out of things to say. Don't think it will work somehow.

Hi dotti,

Good deeds do not save, indeed good works before salvation are repugnant to God. I have that on the good authority of the Church of Engand who deemed it fit to include in their thirty nine articles of faith. Since it happens to be number XIII I call it "unlucky for some."

dotti34 10-11-2013 22:45

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My schooling was in the days, K99WARD, long before 'A' levels and the like were awarded - when blackboards and chalk, pens with nibs and ink in inkwells - useful for the boys to dip the girls plaits in, were used - so I do thank you for assuming (or so it would seem) that I am a more recent scholar. If only....
On the other hand I have to say that you really are full of it!!!!!!!

K99WARD 10-11-2013 22:47

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Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1082989)
If you want platform may I suggest The Railway on a Saturday afternoon :enough:

"Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also."

Isn't the Internet a wonderful communicator?

gpick24 10-11-2013 22:51

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i have to say, if this is what the chosen few have to look forward to in heaven, then send me to hell.

K99WARD 10-11-2013 22:52

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Originally Posted by dotti34 (Post 1082992)
My schooling was in the days, K99WARD, long before 'A' levels and the like were awarded - when blackboards and chalk, pens with nibs and ink in inkwells - useful for the boys to dip the girls plaits in, were used - so I do thank you for assuming (or so it would seem) that I am a more recent scholar. If only....
On the other hand I have to say that you really are full of it!!!!!!!

Did your teeth get on edge when the teacher broke a new chalk on the board? We were more civilised and untied the girl's sashes.

dotti34 10-11-2013 22:55

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Oops! I could say something about great minds and all that as we seem to have posted our entries at the same time - but thankfully MY mind is not full of biased theological clap-trap, so I decline.
Btw, who says that what the different religious entities believe is correct. I could enter many arguments here - but it would be a complete waste of time. Have better things to do.

K99WARD 10-11-2013 22:56

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Originally Posted by gpick24 (Post 1082994)
i have to say, if this is what the chosen few have to look forward to in heaven, then send me to hell.

I dare say that can be arranged but God would rather you repent. Don't people like a good scrap? It reminds me of school when I would take on six bullies at once and when one of them got downed they would howl liked whipped puppies and run off to tell teacher.

gpick24 10-11-2013 22:59

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Originally Posted by K99WARD (Post 1082997)
I dare say that can be arranged....

No need, I volunteer. Then again, perhaps we are already there and you are the red hot poker.

Neil 10-11-2013 23:04

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Originally Posted by K99WARD (Post 1082985)
You are right of course, Margaret, but that is because most Ministers haven't taken the trouble to study the cults. The churches in the main these days no longer preach the gospel. If they did they would have no congregations. TV represents the church as a lot of weaklings and most of them are. It takes guts and God to stand up for the faith. Jesus said, "And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life."


So which church do you attend?

MargaretR 10-11-2013 23:06

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I have said little in this thread - it is dangerous to mock the afflicted.;)
Religion in Bipolar Disorder - Delusions and Increased Activities

“The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window."
― Stephen King


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