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MargaretR

29-11-2013 14:11

New theory on the origins of man

A scientist who has specialised in the genetics of hybrids has produced a theory that we are the result of crossbreeding between apes and PIGS.
Human origins: Are we hybrids?

I have 'fast read' it and find his theory plausible - It will require more in depth reading to cover all the fine points of his theory.

As a bacon butty lover I am reluctant to say - 'I'm convinced':D

cashman

29-11-2013 14:45

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Well after just returning from accy centre, i can see were he gets the "Pigs" side of it from.:D

Less	29-11-2013 18:11

New theory on the origins of man

It must be true, I heard about a blue whale that had an affair with a hamster, the whale was madly in love with his new partner, she however was emotionally torn apart by his over-enthusiastic love making!

Boeing Guy

29-11-2013 18:16

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Apes and Pigs.......I have dated some swamp donkeys. Just sounds a bit silly. I will stick with Darwin

DAV007

29-11-2013 18:54

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load of rubbish

dotti34

29-11-2013 20:05

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Interesting theory - hmm! pigs and apes.....

Less	29-11-2013 20:35

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Originally Posted by Boeing Guy (Post 1085814)

Apes and Pigs.......I have dated some swamp donkeys. Just sounds a bit silly. I will stick with Darwin

Good job you didn't type Darwen, no ape would touch those pigs.

Retlaw

29-11-2013 20:42

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1085769)

From the way he writes it appears he also likes the sound of his own voice he rabbits on and on before he actually says sumat, there was supposed to be five distinct races of humans on the this planet at one time, so its either 5 different breeds of monkeys or five different breeds of pig. I blame it on the Martians, but any road up whats it matter now after a couple of millian years, you can't go back.

gpick24

29-11-2013 20:51

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Spot on Retlaw, matters more where we are heading than where we have come from.

Guinness

29-11-2013 23:33

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So was it a male ape who had a twinkle in his eye for a female pig, or a male pig who had a twinkle in his eye for a female ape?

Then again there was that polish guy in Rishton who had an eye for goats....2000 years from now some guy could argue that all life is a result from a drunken pole and a Rishton goat

DtheP47

29-11-2013 23:35

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Originally Posted by gpick24 (Post 1085845)

Spot on Retlaw, matters more where we are heading than where we have come from.

I always hum the tune of "On Ilkley Moor baht'at" when I think about where I am going :)
As long as it's not them geese and peacocks at the bottom of Less's street, eh? ;)

dotti34

30-11-2013 00:02

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Puts a whole new connotation on the phrase 'well, I'll be a monkey's uncle'....

dotti34

30-11-2013 00:06

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....though I did work in a hotel kitchen for a while and believe you me I did discover that humans can be pigs.

Eric	30-11-2013 01:48

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Originally Posted by gpick24 (Post 1085845)

Spot on Retlaw, matters more where we are heading than where we have come from.

We're heading in the direction we have come from, and towards which we are going:confused: Or maybe we are just going around in ever decreasing circles until we disappear up our own assholes. Politicians seem to have a head start.:rolleyes:

accyman

30-11-2013 02:01

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1085769)

we are the result of crossbreeding between apes and PIGS.'

oh how i hope this is proven to be true because of the halal issue alone lol

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