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Old 20-04-2009, 08:50   #16
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Re: A new breed of tree!!!!!

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Did you intend to post the dog or its mess through her letterbox?
Nowing cashy probably both an the woman as well
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Old 20-04-2009, 08:54   #17
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Did you intend to post the dog or its mess through her letterbox?
oh the crap, i doubt if i could have lifted her.
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Old 20-04-2009, 15:10   #18
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lol cashy.... a big black dog used to come every morning and lay one right in the middle of my lawn and it was a regular thing for me to be wretching as i cleaned it off my childrens wellies.... so one day i had had enough and took the wellies to the womans house... i told her if she didnt clean the wellies the contents of my childrens potties would be put in the middle of their lawn ........ funny thing that.... the wellies were cleaned and the dog never came back onto my lawn
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Old 20-04-2009, 21:03   #19
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I arrived home one evening to find that one of the bushes outside my flat had sprouted some strange white flowers.
On closer inspection I found that the "flowers" were in fact used condoms discarded from the flat above.
Not sure what goes on there but I think she makes a lot of Broth.
I reported the matter to the housing assc. and the matter was put right.
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Old 20-04-2009, 21:19   #20
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Not sure what goes on there but I think she makes a lot of Broth.
I sometimes miss the point .. please explain ?
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Old 20-04-2009, 21:36   #21
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I sometimes miss the point .. please explain ?
Kate just add two letters to the end of broth to get a place where a lady of the night works
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Old 20-04-2009, 21:59   #22
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Kate just add two letters to the end of broth to get a place where a lady of the night works
Oh thanks Bernie .. thought was summat to do with her posy and dumplings .... LOL ... x
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Old 21-04-2009, 09:03   #23
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I arrived home one evening to find that one of the bushes outside my flat had sprouted some strange white flowers.
On closer inspection I found that the "flowers" were in fact used condoms discarded from the flat above.
Not sure what goes on there but I think she makes a lot of Broth.
I reported the matter to the housing assc. and the matter was put right.
Take you didn't pop round with bowl and spoon then Beni
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Old 21-04-2009, 09:05   #24
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I sometimes miss the point .. please explain ?
I sometimes wonder if you've led a very sheltered life kate
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Old 21-04-2009, 09:31   #25
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Wouldn't go round with your bowl and spoon Jay.
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Old 21-04-2009, 10:41   #26
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That bad is it Beni
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