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Old 17-06-2008, 14:09   #31
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Re: Accrington Limericks

twas a young couple from clayton
for a taxi to town they did wait on
said one to the other
i think was her brother
this cab we have booked is a late un
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Old 17-06-2008, 14:50   #32
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There was a young lady from Accy
Who's Accy Web screen name was flashy
She is a real card and is always on guard
Because most of her post's are so whacky
Jaysay, hate to be pedantic, but a Limerick has to contain five lines, , bit like this:-

Accy councillor we know who is called Jones,
Lads on here grateful that we have no clones,
He's just doing his best,
Get's things off his chest,
Not part of a set known as Peter's pawns.
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Old 17-06-2008, 15:04   #33
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There was a good man named John
Who secretly drank in the ossy con
When he was their, he let loose his hair
and treated everyone like a son.

Ok I'm crap at these
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Old 17-06-2008, 16:07   #34
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Jaysay, hate to be pedantic, but a Limerick has to contain five lines, , bit like this:-

Accy councillor we know who is called Jones,
Lads on here grateful that we have no clones,
He's just doing his best,
Get's things off his chest,
Not part of a set known as Peter's pawns.
Kate I'm am and never have been a poet, and you are being pedantic, but seeing its you i'll let you off, as for your little ditty, you don't get any better with age but its a cracker as certain irishman used to say
can't send any karma as i've given to much lately but will remember
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Old 17-06-2008, 16:09   #35
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There was a good man named John
Who secretly drank in the ossy con
When he was their, he let loose his hair
and treated everyone like a son.

Ok I'm crap at these
Nice one slinks and very true as well, but its no secret cashy knows
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Old 17-06-2008, 16:16   #36
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There was a council leader called Peter,
whom his enemy branded a cheater.
Whilst at the Town Hall,
he suffered a fall in a poll,
and now there's nothing he can do but to beat her.

(Any names in the above ditty are coincidental, otherwise I could be accused of being pro a certain politician.)
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Old 17-06-2008, 17:37   #37
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There was a young girl at Town Bent
who misunderstood what was meant
when told by a toff
to take her mac off
she did what she heard and just went
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Old 17-06-2008, 17:53   #38
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An old lady from Green'aworth once said
in my day young folk were well fed
brown bread and dripping
now standards are slipping
they now eat McDonalds instead
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Old 17-06-2008, 18:46   #39
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The members are warming to this thread after a shaky start. I think that beecy's Clayton taxi has my vote for leader at present. I give here the one by John Sephton.

A fella fro' Clayton-le-Moors
Got confused and went knockimn' on doors;
They said "Henry, Good heavens,
Tha'rt at sixes an' sevens"
He said, "Nay, nobbut threeses and foors"


Katex is correct - 5 lines, with 1,2 & 5 rhyming, as do 3 & 4
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Old 17-06-2008, 19:02   #40
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There once was an old man in Rishton
who had a short leg and a list on
he was glad of inclines
walked sideways most times
but limped on visits to Bispham
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Old 17-06-2008, 19:14   #41
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I left Accy long, long ago,
Because of a yearning for snow.
Now, as a Canuck,
I have the good luck
To shovel the damn stuff till I glow.

Well, it's sort of on topic
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Old 18-06-2008, 09:46   #42
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For Accrington guys,
It's Holland's meat pies,
And hot little bits of black puddin'.
But Canucks eat poutine, and hunks of bloudin,
And slabs of tortierre with their fries.

I have an attack of the munchies, so food came to mind. Unfortunately, the muse didn't come along with them.
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Old 18-06-2008, 18:52   #43
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There was an old fella from Staining
Who's life was definitley waining
He hadn't a clue
About what to do
Except everlasting complaining.


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Old 18-06-2008, 19:21   #44
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there was an owd chap from great harwood
who looked just like brian marwood

he climbed up a tree
to set the pussycat free

because he knew nobody else could

boom boom........
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Old 18-06-2008, 21:20   #45
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this thread is excellent, its made me laugh loads, thanx you lot
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