Another Earth type planet - Page 2

SPUGGIE J · 25-04-2007, 19:15

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Originally Posted by panther

oh thats all we need!!....more bloody foreigners

So they are heading for the UK and all it has alledgedly has.

Wynonie Harris · 25-04-2007, 20:29

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

So they are heading for the UK and all it has alledgedly has.

Bagpuss is starting up a campaign to keep them out as we speak.

Exoplanet Gliese 581 C-ers, go home! Earth for the earthlings!

Less · 25-04-2007, 20:42

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

Bagpuss is starting up a campaign to keep them out as we speak.

Exoplanet Gliese 581 C-ers, go home! Earth for the earthlings!

It can't come too soon for me! Crop Circles, Flying Saucers, the next thing you know no peace as they take over Broadband interrupting every few minutes just to ask if we are happy with the way they have done a mind meld with your granny who died 40 years ago. Let's face it she was frightening then and now she knows all about the Universe, she is really scary.

Wynonie Harris · 25-04-2007, 20:48

...ah, but banning them just makes them angry. Where do you think Gondola's gone? Back home to get reinforcements!

accymel · 25-04-2007, 20:54

pmsl!!!!! Less & Wynonie

Wynonie Harris · 25-04-2007, 21:15

You may laugh, Mel, but when you find that the Clayton End's more crowded than usual on Saturday...you'll know they're amongst us!!

West Ender · 25-04-2007, 21:17

The first visit to Planet X

You stand and look around. This place seems habitable, it has a blue sea and its sun is making the clear air warm and pleasant. This may be the place to start afresh.

Ah, you can see life-forms in the distance. You wonder if they are hostile. Oh, you're about to find out - they've spotted you and are moving towards you. You take a step backwards but the leader is advancing, fast, waving a sheet of paper. It opens its mouth and speaks,

" 'Scuse me, are you interested in buying a Time Share?"

lancsdave · 25-04-2007, 21:17

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

You may laugh, Mel, but when you find that the Clayton End's more crowded than usual on Saturday...you'll know they're amongst us!!

If it is then Mel will be able to communicate on behalf of the rest of you, she does it on a daily basis

accymel · 25-04-2007, 21:20

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

You may laugh, Mel, but when you find that the Clayton End's more crowded than usual on Saturday...you'll know they're amongst us!!

thats what happened on the free admittance - quite a few aliens behind me

accymel · 25-04-2007, 21:22

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Originally Posted by lancsdave

If it is then Mel will be able to communicate on behalf of the rest of you, she does it on a daily basis

True i do live with one

cashman · 25-04-2007, 21:58

theres enough ALIENS on earth now, and i do not mean the illegal variety.

garinda · 25-04-2007, 23:01

They'll soon be here, signing on for benefits, and taking our jobs.

SPUGGIE J · 25-04-2007, 23:12

So where will all these persecuted aliens going to live and what will they bring that we might benefit from?

garinda · 25-04-2007, 23:16

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

So where will all these persecuted aliens going to live and what will they bring that we might benefit from?

America.

Oh no, they'll shoot 'em.

SPUGGIE J · 25-04-2007, 23:20

I can see Tony Blair welcoming them with open arms with plenty of promises waving a flag. Then when it gets out of hand text will be sent telling them to haul bahookie back home (non do) and blame the tories and the EU for it.