Awful warning!

[pendy]

Have just received this from a friend. Please be warned, and take action immediately if necessary:

There is a new virus. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any cirucmstances. This virus can wipe out your private life completely. If you should happen to come into contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your system.

Forward this virus warning immediately to five friends. Should you realise that you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK controls your life. If this is the case, go to the nearest bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then retry.

Warning ends.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed to the bar anyway - it never hurts to be on the safe side.

[Doug]

Ooops, to bloody late lamb..............I opened it.