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Old 28-05-2005, 15:20   #76
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Re: Big Brother is watching .....

By erection l only meant, the little rod he holds 'n' is bent.
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Old 28-05-2005, 15:22   #77
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Re: Big Brother is watching .....

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I'm the one she pulled and pulled?
now she's got my pot of gold............
Doug's Wishful thinking,
but I have an inckling,
sore nads will be coming your way,
before the end of the day!
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Old 28-05-2005, 15:27   #78
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Pot of gold,
or silver jizz,
it's not enuff,
what a swizz!
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Old 28-05-2005, 15:28   #79
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Awwwwww the gnome with the erection has been kicked out
you the one with the silly pout
come on guys dont be upset
he'll be ok when he has visited the vet.
At least I won't have too sleep with Lesley, old trout.

Always whipping her T**s out,

Between the hears she has now't

Alas her garden, is nothing to shout about,

The odd bush, nibbled, but never talked about……
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Old 28-05-2005, 15:34   #80
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You're all so rude from what l've read, this is supposed to be a serious thread.

Its pullin' this, jizzin; that.

Where's my coat, l've got my hat?
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Old 28-05-2005, 15:45   #81
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You're all so rude from what l've read, this is supposed to be a serious thread.

Its pullin' this, jizzin; that.

Where's my coat, l've got my hat?
Don't forget your nads. Tinks will sell them in the classified Ads.

Don't you think these sister crude.
Being on bb in the nude.
Rubbing up gnomes
for their pots of Gold.
taking the p*** out of the old.
making Doug sit in the cold
only his fishing rod to hold.
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Old 28-05-2005, 15:50   #82
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Doug you disgrace,
us sisters are ace,
your rod is so old,
it's growing green mould.
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Old 28-05-2005, 15:54   #83
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Doug you disgrace,
us sisters are ace,
your rod is so old,
it's growing green mould.
Bitch..............................
Yeah, but you love it.
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Old 28-05-2005, 16:17   #84
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Trying? More like dying.
You should see the bloody blister,
Oh how I wished I had missed her.
In that ditch I shouldn't have kissed her
now I need Zovirax because of your sister...
There was an old man called Doug,
Always posting and acting so smug
He went down a ditch,
with slinky the bitch,
and now all he can do is tug.
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Old 28-05-2005, 16:20   #85
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Can I enrol in the poetry society but don't want no impropriety. Big Brother sucks but don,t know whose. It's hard to choose, but all who watch lose.
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Old 28-05-2005, 16:24   #86
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Haven't watched any of it. Think it's dross...
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Old 28-05-2005, 16:25   #87
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There was an old man called Doug,
Always posting and acting so smug
He went down a ditch,
with slinky the bitch,
and now all he can do is tug.
Nice one Mthead............Love it. lol
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Old 28-05-2005, 18:27   #88
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BB......unmitigated bilge!
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Old 28-05-2005, 18:36   #89
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never ever watched it what a waste of tv space
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Old 28-05-2005, 18:54   #90
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OK people.. as much as i like to see Doug being slated for being the dirty old perv that he is, i must ask you all to be carefull and bare in mind that that this is a family site, so please think carefully before you type, it could be your kids reading this filth one day Or of course it could be someone's loved one,!!!! but that wouldn't happen here i'm sure
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