Britcliffe monthly. - Page 47

garinda · 06-01-2011, 19:26

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Originally Posted by Ken Moss

Would you like me to table a question about it for the council meeting on 18th January?

Either that, or could someone post a few of P.B.'s holiday snaps through my box.

I'm having withdrawl symtoms, and can't properly accept it's 2011, until I get my annual fix.

Bernard Dawson · 06-01-2011, 19:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

Either that, or could someone post a few of P.B.'s holiday snaps through my box.

I'm having withdrawl symtoms, and can't properly accept it's 2011, until I get my annual fix.

You can I've one of mine and Wendy's Christmas cards if you want. It's got a calendar as well.

Neil · 06-01-2011, 20:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

Either that, or could someone post a few of P.B.'s holiday snaps through my box.

I'm having withdrawl symtoms, and can't properly accept it's 2011, until I get my annual fix.

I could lend you our christmas card from Peter as long as you return it in the pristine condition it is in.

On second thoughts I best not as you will wet yourself reading the hand written message inside it.

If your reading this Peter I found that message really funny, you have a very wicked sense of humour that must get you into as much trouble as mine does

garinda · 06-01-2011, 21:19

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Originally Posted by Neil

I could lend you our christmas card from Peter as long as you return it in the pristine condition it is in.

On second thoughts I best not as you will wet yourself reading the hand written message inside it.

If your reading this Peter I found that message really funny, you have a very wicked sense of humour that must get you into as much trouble as mine does

Was it this, written in a very tiny hand?

When you're down and troubled
And you need a helping hand
And nothing, nothing is going right
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest night

You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got a friend

If the sky above you
Should turn dark and full of clouds
And that old north wind should begin to blow
Keep your head together
And call my name out loud, yeah
Soon I'll be knocking upon your door

You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running, oh yes I will
To see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend
When people can be so cold
They'll hurt you, and desert you
And take your soul if you let them
Oh yeah, but don't you let them

You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yes I will.

You've got a friend
You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again (oh baby don't you know)
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
Lord, I'll be there yes I will.
You've got a friend

Oh, you've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
You've got a friend.

Neil · 06-01-2011, 22:58

No it was not. It was just a funny story that's all but I lost wee laughing.

garinda · 06-01-2011, 23:26

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Originally Posted by Neil

No it was not. It was just a funny story that's all but I lost wee laughing.

Please, if you want to go into further detail, use the Over 18's Watersports section.

Thank you.

Neil · 06-01-2011, 23:31

Nothing rude so no need but not saying anyway, not even if you have wild horses

shillelagh · 06-01-2011, 23:36

here you go rindy .. your birthday pressie ... as your missing your calendar this year .. ive managed to get some pics together .. missing a few months .. cant be helped ....

garinda · 06-01-2011, 23:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil

Nothing rude so no need but not saying anyway, not even if you have wild horses

Fine, then you won't hear the best gossip ever, that when told to Cllr. Moss, made him faint, and wake up having wee'd, and made a little bit of sick.

Neil · 07-01-2011, 01:20

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Originally Posted by garinda

Fine, then you won't hear the best gossip ever, that when told to Cllr. Moss, made him faint, and wake up having wee'd, and made a little bit of sick.

I have heard about things that can make a man faint, wee and feel a little sick afterwards. Does this need moving to over 18's

Ken Moss · 07-01-2011, 07:45

I'm over it now but I'm not looking forward to April thanks to Jen.

A little duckie on my wall for a whole month.

jaysay · 07-01-2011, 08:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by shillelagh

here you go rindy .. your birthday pressie ... as your missing your calendar this year .. ive managed to get some pics together .. missing a few months .. cant be helped ....

Just imagine 9 photographs of the Glorious Leader and not one of the famous Medal

garinda · 18-01-2011, 18:21

Plop.

Oh goody. The post's arrived.

Bother. More unsolicited mail.

Saga are now running a dating agency?

Why would I be interested in that?

Hang on a mo.

It can't be!

It might be a bit late, but it is! It's eventually been delivered!

My 2011 calendar!

Oh what joy.

The paper's a lovely quality.

Not exactly laminated, but certainly wipe-cleanable. So should stay pristine for many a long year. Or at least until it's filed away with the rest of my collection, when I get my hands on next year's longed for edition.

jaysay · 18-01-2011, 18:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

Plop.

Oh goody. The post's arrived.

Bother. More unsolicited mail.

Saga are now running a dating agency?

Why would I be interested in that?

Hang on a mo.

It can't be!

It might be a bit late, but it is! It's eventually been delivered!

My 2011 calendar!

Oh what joy.

The paper's a lovely quality.

Not exactly laminated, but certainly wipe-cleanable. So should stay pristine for many a long year. Or at least until it's filed away with the rest of my collection, when I get my hands on next year's longed for edition.

Bloody ridiculous 18th of sodding January, I got mine this afternoon, couldn't believe it, if they must have these calenders at least show willing and get um out in time for the first of Jan

garinda · 18-01-2011, 18:37

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Bloody ridiculous 18th of sodding January, I got mine this afternoon, couldn't believe it, if they must have these calenders at least show willing and get um out in time for the first of Jan

What's wrong with you?

Criticism?

Of Peter?

It must be an omen.

We're all doomed.

Doomed, I tell you.