Christian Science - Page 20

walkinman221 · 11-11-2013, 20:20

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Originally Posted by Less

Sorry Margaret, for one practical reason alone Mr. Popularity couldn't boil his head.

He'd never find a pot big enough.

True.

K99WARD · 11-11-2013, 20:20

Jesus said, "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

DtheP47 · 11-11-2013, 20:21

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Originally Posted by Less

Put our Kevin and DtheP together and what do we get?
I'm not really sure, but I think a wet fart would be more useful and pleasant.

What like yours are drying up and your thighs are chafing..... E45 cream Wizz...

Boeing Guy · 11-11-2013, 20:22

Have you read matthew 7:2 to 7:5?

Or are you a true idiot as well as a homophobic, racist, bigot?

walkinman221 · 11-11-2013, 20:24

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Originally Posted by Boeing Guy

Have you read matthew 7:2 to 7:5?

Or are you a true idiot as well as a homophobic, racist, bigot?

Now now BG thats not a very christian attitude

K99WARD · 11-11-2013, 20:25

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Originally Posted by Boeing Guy

As I am no longer at school, i do believe you did not give it to me.
I do not wish to help a sad homophobic, racist, bigot

You can report me for that, i will take my punishment like a man

something I do believe you sir are not

I was going to reply "bend over" which in my day meant corporal punishment but these days the meaning seems to have changed so it will just say "take a hundred lines."

Less · 11-11-2013, 20:26

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Originally Posted by K99WARD

Jesus said, "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

Well I think you have had your day in the sun, we gave you a good shot.
All your doing now is putting disjointed quotes on, you made very little sense before, you make even less now.
Time you went back in the box with all the other Christmas cracker jokes and don't trip over the welcome mat on your way out.
Please, don't make any long farewell speeches.

Boeing Guy · 11-11-2013, 20:26

Sod that, if thats Christanity, I'm going to become a Buddist

Less · 11-11-2013, 20:28

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Originally Posted by K99WARD

I was going to reply "bend over" which in my day meant corporal punishment but these days the meaning seems to have changed so it will just say "take a hundred lines."

Perhaps mr. Popularity was correct about the piccy and kiddy fiddler after all?

Boeing Guy · 11-11-2013, 20:28

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Originally Posted by K99WARD

I was going to reply "bend over" which in my day meant corporal punishment but these days the meaning seems to have changed so it will just say "take a hundred lines."

Why won't you answer mine, JCB's or anyone elses question?

Is it because you are scared of being found out?
And wanting?

Have I been reported yet? You have the rule book, I am sure I have broken some.

Less · 11-11-2013, 20:31

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Originally Posted by Boeing Guy

Why won't you answer mine, JCB's or anyone elses question?

Is it because you are scared of being found out?
And wanting?

Have I been reported yet? You have the rule book, I am sure I have broken some.

You're like a spoilt child!

Ooooh less has been reported why not me?

Boeing Guy · 11-11-2013, 20:33

Got it in one, shall I bend over now for Kevin?

Lost a mouthful of tea, this time on the Galaxy........

Less · 11-11-2013, 20:36

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Originally Posted by Boeing Guy

Got it in one, shall I bend over now for Kevin?

Perhaps not, if his name is Copyrighted you could be in big trouble.

Instead why not bend over for Mr. X

Boeing Guy · 11-11-2013, 20:37

Damm more tissues used......

For the tea, honest

JCB · 11-11-2013, 20:39

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Originally Posted by K99WARD

Would you please mind repeating your question in plain English. If anybody else thinks they understand it let them answer.

No . Again that is not an answer to my quetion . I can't put it in plainer English .

You said : " We are COMMANDED to tell the gospel. Nothing further is required of us. "

I asked : " Are you sure ?

Nothing is required of us other than to tell the Gospel .

Leaving the Old Testament to one side for the time being , are you not conversant with the commands made in the New Testament by Jesus , Paul , James , Peter , John etc ? "

It's a simple question . Would you answer it , please ?