Conservative candidate named. - Page 19

Wynonie Harris · 22-03-2010, 14:14

So...has anybody up there spotted Kaz out and about yet? It's like waiting to hear the first cuckoo of Spring, isn't it?

cashman · 22-03-2010, 14:19

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

So...has anybody up there spotted Kaz out and about yet? It's like waiting to hear the first cuckoo of Spring, isn't it?

Shes probably waiting fer the clocks to alter.

Less · 22-03-2010, 14:33

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

So...has anybody up there spotted Kaz out and about yet? It's like waiting to hear the first cuckoo of Spring, isn't it?

Ah well, it's back to tradition, she's working along the lines of good old 'Lobby lud', in reverse.

If you see her walking the street's of Hyndburn all you have to do is approach her, (with a current Conservative Manifesto), to claim your right to vote anyway you choose, (unless of course you happen to be a member of the party).

Anonymous employees of the newspaper would visit seaside resorts. The newspaper would print details of the town, a description of the appearance of that day's planted "Lobby Lud", and a particular pass phrase. Anyone carrying a copy of the newspaper could challenge "Lobby Lud" with the appropriate phrase, and receive the sum of five pounds. This was then a handsome amount of money, equivalent to more than £220 in 2008 pounds[1].

Taken from:-

Lobby Lud - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Reamer · 22-03-2010, 14:45

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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

So...has anybody up there spotted Kaz out and about yet? It's like waiting to hear the first cuckoo of Spring, isn't it?

No, but a few nights ago had a visit from GJ - 'on the knock'. Have not met him before - seems a down to earth chap. Topics discussed , in no particular order, banks, BA strike, MP's expenses, local Tories, taxes, Cameron/Osborne, public sector..... but no sign of the opposition yet

at least not in my area

ossylass · 22-03-2010, 15:21

A wannabe M.P. from Lytham
said "I've tried to get along with'em,
I've been to their Mills
And tramped up their hills
But we don't seem to have the same rhythm"

jaysay · 22-03-2010, 15:26

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Originally Posted by ossylass

A wannabe M.P. from Lytham
said "I've tried to get along with'em,
I've been to their Mills
And tramped up their hills
But we don't seem to have the same rhythm"

But she's not catholic

Less · 22-03-2010, 15:31

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Originally Posted by jaysay

But she's not catholic

Oh, perlease Mr. Vatican Pope can we have a decision on this one?

Is Rhythm exclusive to you red necks or can we all have a go?

Please don't try to ex-communicate me, I'm on Virgin broadband, that must be you're favourite network!

g jones · 22-03-2010, 19:55

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Originally Posted by Reamer

No, but a few nights ago had a visit from GJ - 'on the knock'. Have not met him before - seems a down to earth chap. Topics discussed , in no particular order, banks, BA strike, MP's expenses, local Tories, taxes, Cameron/Osborne, public sector..... but no sign of the opposition yet

at least not in my area

Thanks for the chance to speak. Down to earth in the sense that Stephen Byers will get it explained to him as 'gracefully as working people do' why he shouldn't be an MP.

Out every night and weekends. My family are missing me and I missing them.

jaysay · 23-03-2010, 06:27

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Originally Posted by Less

Oh, perlease Mr. Vatican Pope can we have a decision on this one?

Is Rhythm exclusive to you red necks or can we all have a go?

Please don't try to ex-communicate me, I'm on Virgin broadband, that must be you're favourite network!

Don't knock it Less but for that I wouldn't be here mate

jaysay · 23-03-2010, 06:34

he Mole is dead, hung on a fence in Ossy

garinda · 23-03-2010, 07:19

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Originally Posted by jaysay

he Mole is dead, hung on a fence in Ossy

Thank you.

So you'll now publicly admit that there was one, and what he told me...and us, was correct, regarding the plan for someone who wasn't selected as a candidate, to stand independently.

Dead and hung out's a bit much though, don't you think?

Poor Moley.

With Conservative friends like that, I'd hate to see what you'd do to your enemies.

jaysay · 23-03-2010, 07:20

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Originally Posted by garinda

Thank you.

So you'll now publicly admit that there was one, and what he told me...and us, was correct, regarding the plan for someone who wasn't selected as a candidate, to stand independently.

Dead and hung out's a bit much though, don't you think?

Poor Moley.

With Conservative friends like that, I'd hate to see what you'd do to your enemies.

Not a Conservative as you well know