Conservative candidate named. - Page 2

garinda · 13-03-2010, 16:58

It might be handy, her being a lawyer,

She could advise some people on what's libelous, if they get carried away, without resorting to threatening legal action.

A win/win situation.

Less · 13-03-2010, 17:03

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Originally Posted by garinda

I have a vague memory of someone accusing myself of 'picking' on him.

I pointed out that I'd done nothing he hadn't done to other members, I'd broken no forum rules, and told him I'd carry on regardless.

That's if we're on the same person.

I think the one I'm thinking of had a name begining with a lower case 'a' though.

Such a common name confusion obviously reigns in his presence but then, Mr. Harold of Wilson once said a week is a long time in Politics no wonder A/a is such a vague memory.

garinda · 13-03-2010, 17:11

Karen was born in 1968 in St Annes. She attended Queen Mary Girls School, Lytham.
Karen Buckley

What a smalll world!

I have a very good girlfriend who would have been in the same year at her fee paying school.

I'll try and find out if she was a goody-goody, or one of the ones who flashed their knickers at the boys at equally snooty Kind Edward's.

garinda · 13-03-2010, 17:47

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Originally Posted by garinda

Karen was born in 1968 in St Annes. She attended Queen Mary Girls School, Lytham.
Karen Buckley

What a smalll world!

I have a very good girlfriend who would have been in the same year at her fee paying school.

I'll try and find out if she was a goody-goody, or one of the ones who flashed their knickers at the boys at equally snooty Kind Edward's.

Perhaps this was poor Janet Storey's downfall.

She didn't know a lacrosse stick, from a jolly hockey one, and the interviewers were looking for someone who'll know how to drop a nice curtsy, when required.

Academically I wouldn't rate Queen Mary's as one of the better girl's schools in the northwest, but they do turn out very nicely brought up young ladies for the wealthy residents of Lythan St. Annes.

If they laid on some nice cucumber sandwiches for today's interviews, you can bet she nibbled daintly.

Perhaps some more down to earth candidates guzzled them off the floor, and therefore blew their chances.

Less · 13-03-2010, 18:06

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Originally Posted by garinda

If they laid on some nice cucumber sandwiches for today's interviews, you can bet she nibbled daintly.

If she and the rest from such schools were laid end to end they would think they where at the Annual Conservative Party Conference. Hooray, Henry has found a use for them.

Pointless advert, Daddy would have got one of his minions to sort the insurance out days ago.

garinda · 13-03-2010, 18:10

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Originally Posted by Less

If she and the rest from such schools were laid end to end they would think they where at the Annual Conservative Party Conference. Hooray, Henry has found a use for them.

Pointless advert, Daddy would have got one of his minions to sort the insurance out days ago.

Book reading Philistine.

Try balancing one on your head, and then try getting out of a sports car....without showing your knickers.

That's truly a learned skill.

shillelagh · 13-03-2010, 18:15

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Originally Posted by garinda

Book reading Philistine.

Try balancing one on your head, and then try getting out of a sports car....without showing your knickers.

That's truly a learned skill.

thats easy ... you got 2 ways of doing that ...first wear trousers

.. second dont wear any

the second means you dont get panty lines showing through ... so a win win situation ....

garinda · 13-03-2010, 18:22

Ms. Buckley might also spilt the happy-clappy vote, with Logan.

Karen is an accomplished pianist and a member of St Annes Baptist Church music team. She is also a member of the charity Lawyers’ Christian Fellowship.
Karen Buckley - Conservative PPC for Hyndburn

DaveinGermany · 13-03-2010, 18:23

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Originally Posted by shillelagh

thats easy ... you got 2 ways of doing that ...first wear trousers

.. second dont wear any

What's that Shill "Brittany Spears-Katie Price" elagh

mind you don't catch cold or get your lips chapped as you're off down town !!!

wanton so you are, wanton !!

is that fella of yours aware or your proclivity ?

Less · 13-03-2010, 18:28

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is that fella of yours aware or your proclivity ?

If he owned a sports car and ran around to open the passenger door for her, he would get a full on view of it.

garinda · 13-03-2010, 18:34

'We believe Jesus Christ died for our sins and was raised from the dead on the 3rd day to sit at the right hand of God. Therefore Jesus is ALIVE and we can do nothing without first accepting Jesus into our lives and asking forgiveness of our sins. The justification of the sinner is solely by the grace of God through faith in Christ.'
Beliefs - St Annes Baptist Church

Wouldn't it be funny, if she found Him, whilst on the knock here in Hyndburn?

Perhaps He's already known to us, and walks amongst us already. Albeit someone who can walk on water, and can turn expenses into wine.

Perhaps she should start her canvassing in Ossy. Starting at the top.

(I haven't got to dealing with sinners yet, so really should continue reading.)

DaveinGermany · 13-03-2010, 18:38

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Originally Posted by Less

If he owned a sports car and ran around to open the passenger door for her, he would get a full on view of it.

Good point, still grinning !!

claytonender · 13-03-2010, 18:44

This post on Conservative Home rather amused me (have highlighted the words that amused me)-

'Congratulations Karen. It is good to see the nomination stayed here in the north west.

Wish you had longer in your campaign to beat Labour there, after all they are a pretty ropey bunch the Hyndburn Labour Party by all accounts.

Best wishes and all speed to your victory in May.'

Now I have been called many things in my time - but wonder why the Hyndburn Labour Party are pretty ropey. Hope someone can expand on it, so we know how we can improve.