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Old 16-03-2010, 22:18   #106
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I wonder when Ms Buckley will make her first posting on here? Or will she ever? But if she does, will she stick some posts on between now and the 6th May and then - like the rest of 'em, irrespective of party - disappear for ever?

Come on, Jaysay - it's your job to kick Ms Buckey's arse and get her on here. Let's see what she has to say for herself.
She'll say all the "right" things ... All in all her comments will be, generally, farmyard biomass. Someone on here who knows the major issues which will dominate the election, garinda ... he knows the issues and has the wit ... comes to mind, could probably post almost word for word the pacifying, empty phrases that poliiticians in her position would come out with when trying to woo constituents.

If I were in her shoes, I'd stay away from this forum ... too many people on here actually think ... and as the Great Bard observed thro' JC (the Roman not the Jew) "Cassius ... thinks too much; such men are dangerous".
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Old 16-03-2010, 22:19   #107
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Oh, and women too, eh. They can be dangerous too .... would'nt want the pc brigade after may ass would I
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Old 16-03-2010, 22:25   #108
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would'nt want the pc brigade after may ass would I
Hummph .. the conceit of the man..
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Old 16-03-2010, 22:28   #109
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Oh, and women too, eh. They can be dangerous too .... would'nt want the pc brigade after may ass would I

At the end of the day Eric I think I would rather be back in the swamp than live amongst "people" that are better than me.
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Old 16-03-2010, 22:29   #110
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Hey katex - you should be in bed by now. This is time for man's talk.

Pass the port, Eric.
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Old 16-03-2010, 22:33   #111
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Hey katex - you should be in bed by now. This is time for man's talk.

Pass the port, Eric.
Oh, how I do agree Tealeaf .. once the conversation gets to the talk out of arses, then time for me to retire (to watch Oranges are not the only Fruit) ....
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Old 16-03-2010, 22:42   #112
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Hey katex - you should be in bed by now. This is time for man's talk.

Pass the port, Eric.
Now that you mention it, I do have a couple of Romeo Y Julitas (real Cuban, purchased at the Flint and Feather Trading Post in Tyendenaga Mohawk Territory for the outrageous price of $5 each) to help out with the port. ... but Cream Crackers and Lancashire cheese I can't get.
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Old 16-03-2010, 22:45   #113
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Hummph .. the conceit of the man..
And you, hon, are one of the one's who think
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Old 16-03-2010, 22:59   #114
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Personally, I prefer Bath Olivers with my Stilton & Lancashire...the only problem I have is which side to butter my biccy's on. Or should I butter them at all? It's like one of the great dilemas in life - what do you do with a woman when she's in one of her silly moods, which is usually 99% of the time?
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Old 17-03-2010, 00:27   #115
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'Uriah Heep, a character from David Copperfield. I suggest you do further research on this individual. His name is now used as a descriptive term for a person who is obsequiously humble but really he is actually hypercritical: in that he nurses greed, rage and/or a sense of entitlement beneath this facade'
Is the recession in the building trade really so bad that they're now using tissue paper to construct facades?

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Old 17-03-2010, 00:44   #116
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She'll say all the "right" things ... All in all her comments will be, generally, farmyard biomass. Someone on here who knows the major issues which will dominate the election, garinda ... he knows the issues and has the wit ... comes to mind, could probably post almost word for word the pacifying, empty phrases that poliiticians in her position would come out with when trying to woo constituents.

If I were in her shoes, I'd stay away from this forum ... too many people on here actually think ... and as the Great Bard observed thro' JC (the Roman not the Jew) "Cassius ... thinks too much; such men are dangerous".
That's very sweet of you to say, but I won't be posting any spoof speeches, of humble origin, just yet, because I'm not sure how we stand copyright wise, and I'd hate to have it lifted, word for word.

'I stand before you, a simple woman.
Simple, but having benefited from the hard work of generations of my ancestors.
Ancestors whose blood , sweat, and tears course down the cobbled streets of this unique town that we call Accrington.
Accrington, this earthy stone set in the stormy sea.
A town of honest toil, and dark Satanic mills.
Mills where generation, after generation, of my family...'

(Damn, I just couldn't help giving her a start.)
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Old 17-03-2010, 00:55   #117
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On second thoughts scrub that psuedo literate clap-trap.

The girls I know from her old school aren't that boringly bookish.

It would be much lighter, well mannered, and reverent.

Watch With Mother in tone, but with a bit of happy-clappy talk about the benefits of the family, and really we're all part of God's big family, as well as David Cameron's.
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Old 17-03-2010, 01:07   #118
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Is it just me?

I know a lot of the variety acts who perform in Blackpool, prefer to stay in a quieter, more upmarket resort.
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Old 17-03-2010, 01:24   #119
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If I were in her shoes, I'd stay away from this forum ... too many people on here actually think

I WILL tell people my real views, even when I know they will disagree with me
Karen Buckley - Conservative PPC for Hyndburn


She pledged she'd immediately give up her job and relocate here, if selected as a candidate. That pledge has now been removed from her website, so we trustingly know she's living here right now, working fulltime on her campaign.

She's already joined the forum, and was reading one of the election candidate threads, just the other week.

With the evidence of what she pledged in the above quote, she'll be here.

Let the games begin.
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Old 17-03-2010, 01:26   #120
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As a 'commie/anarchist terrorist' I will stay on the sidelines chuckling
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