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Old 20-12-2014, 12:10   #16
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Re: Delilah

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EyUp were da maclads n were not effin queer we lyk chips n gravy n suppin lots of beer
their rendition of feed the world/live aid was particularly splendid lol
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Old 21-12-2014, 12:45   #17
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Re: Delilah

Little Donkey

Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load

The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.
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