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Old 04-02-2011, 18:54   #1
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Expensive wind

Now we have all had a little wind problemwhen out and about but what if this happened?

BBC News - Malawi row over whether new law bans farting
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Old 04-02-2011, 19:01   #2
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Thats going to cause a hell of a stink Spugs
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Old 04-02-2011, 19:06   #3
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Well they could always bottle it and use it as go go fuel.
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Old 04-02-2011, 19:07   #4
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an all new meaning of whos taking the blame
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Old 04-02-2011, 19:09   #5
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Yeah esp if its spd and sas types.
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Old 04-02-2011, 19:23   #6
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it was him, no it wasnt, ye it was. how could they prove it it would they have smelling squads could just picture it wach oot theres a pooh sniffer
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Old 04-02-2011, 23:20   #7
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I guess they will have to keep their public bogs open, unlike Accy.
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Old 04-02-2011, 23:25   #8
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It's an ill wind. Or so they say.
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Old 04-02-2011, 23:29   #9
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Is a dingle the governor of malawi?
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Old 04-02-2011, 23:41   #10
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Re: Expensive wind

As Macmillan said in Africa in 1960:

The wind of change is blowing through this continent (Africa). Whether we like it or not, this growth of national consciousness is a political fact.

Politics and farting; a strange combination, understood only by Tory politicians, such as Macmillan and Britcliffe.

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Old 05-02-2011, 09:24   #11
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As Macmillan said in Africa in 1960:

The wind of change is blowing through this continent (Africa). Whether we like it or not, this growth of national consciousness is a political fact.

Politics and farting; a strange combination, understood only by Tory politicians, such as Macmillan and Britcliffe.
Oh I don't know Tealeaf, Blair and Brown spent enough time farting about to achieve Babana republic status for the UK
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:18   #12
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an all new meaning of whos taking the blame
Usually the Dog, but counter fart sniffing measures will be introduced !
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Old 05-02-2011, 13:57   #13
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My question is just what will they do about SBDs
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Old 05-02-2011, 15:54   #14
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My question is just what will they do about SBDs
Ah yes the old Silent but Deadlies.Reminds me of the old graffiti often seen in the bogs of old.

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Old 05-02-2011, 16:13   #15
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Well, I'd be pishing in the wind to top all these puns.
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