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Old 27-02-2012, 15:49   #31
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Re: General Election?

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I don't know whether to pity him or chuck a brick at him.
Why?

He's not climbed up on your roof, has he?

Still, it'll cost less than getting your cherry picker out to deal with him.
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Old 27-02-2012, 16:04   #32
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My tastes may be catholic dear but I do draw the line, occaisionally. And besides, I'm getting a bit too long in the tooth to go shinning up drainpipes to negotiate with stroppy councillors.
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Old 27-02-2012, 16:08   #33
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My tastes may be catholic dear but I do draw the line, occaisionally. And besides, I'm getting a bit too long in the tooth to go shinning up drainpipes to negotiate with stroppy councillors.
Yes, but if you leave him up there he could start picking at his mirkin, and use it to feather a nest.

You might never get him down.

Lobbing something now might be wiser in the long-run.
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Old 27-02-2012, 16:23   #34
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A bit like the phoenix then. Too much to hope he might go up in flames I suppose.
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Old 27-02-2012, 16:27   #35
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A bit like the phoenix then. Too much to hope he might go up in flames I suppose.
Mirkins are highly flammable.

You might be lucky if you burn a lot of paper in your grate.
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Old 27-02-2012, 16:35   #36
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Nah, I think I'll leave him up there actually, pour encourager les autres, sort of thing. At least he will keep the pigeons away.
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Old 27-02-2012, 16:43   #37
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Nah, I think I'll leave him up there actually, pour encourager les autres, sort of thing. At least he will keep the pigeons away.
That's nice.

You never know.

In time, with the offer of a few treats, you might tempt him down to sit on your hand.
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Old 27-02-2012, 16:49   #38
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Yes, and I could probably train him to repeat comical phrases such as "Ed Milliband is a plonker" and "B*gger Kashmir", wot fun.
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Old 27-02-2012, 16:52   #39
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Yes, and I could probably train him to repeat comical phrases such as "Ed Milliband is a plonker" and "B*gger Kashmir", wot fun.

...and 'Who's a pretty b...'

Perhaps not.
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Old 27-02-2012, 16:57   #40
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Hmmm, I don't know, could be useful for shocking the vicar. Watch out Reverend, don't get too close or he might flap his mirkin at you. Oh dear, too late.
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Old 27-02-2012, 17:00   #41
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Hmmm, I don't know, could be useful for shocking the vicar. Watch out Reverend, don't get too close or he might flap his mirkin at you. Oh dear, too late.
If you plan on taming him, and keeping him caged, as a pet.

You'll need to cut his toe nails occasionally, and only feed him your finest seed.
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Old 27-02-2012, 17:04   #42
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He'd need a tail as well. I have seen some in shiny black neoprene. A tad expensive but what is the use of a pet without a tail to wag?
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He'd need a tail as well. I have seen some in shiny black neoprene. A tad expensive but what is the use of a pet without a tail to wag?
People could come to admire him from miles around.

Though make sure you use the right size plug.

Otherwise it will keep coming off, and feathers are a devil to get up.

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Old 27-02-2012, 17:47   #44
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I don't think I will be showing him, I want to keep him for breeding.
You see, apart from the odd shred of mirkin there are no droppings to speak of. A positive boon really.
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Old 27-02-2012, 17:51   #45
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I don't think I will be showing him
Probably wise.

Disappointment's such a hard cross to bear.

So I'm told.
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