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Old 12-07-2008, 16:37   #46
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Obviously she struggles judging by the fact she seems to have missed the very clear sign behind her in the picture!
I think the goat itself is a clear enough sign that there could be some serious ass butting happening
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I would be surprised that anyone can live to be her age and not know that goats can butt and kick. She was too close to the fence. Goat was behind the fence. She startled the goat. Her fault. End of story.

Talking of daft notices on things, there's a xylophone in The Music Box and amongst a whole list of superfluous nonsense there's this gem:
"It is dangerous to use this xylophone for anything other than musical purposes" (paraphrased) Now what else would anyone dream of using a xylophone for? The mind boggles.
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Old 12-07-2008, 16:55   #48
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I would be surprised that anyone can live to be her age and not know that goats can butt and kick. She was too close to the fence. Goat was behind the fence. She startled the goat. Her fault. End of story.

Talking of daft notices on things, there's a xylophone in The Music Box and amongst a whole list of superfluous nonsense there's this gem:
"It is dangerous to use this xylophone for anything other than musical purposes" (paraphrased) Now what else would anyone dream of using a xylophone for? The mind boggles.
For it to get that notice someone must have used to it for something else......and it was dangerous, wonder what it was lol
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For it to get that notice someone must have used to it for something else......and it was dangerous, wonder what it was lol
Some kind of musical sex toy
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Some kind of musical sex toy
makes you wonder about the phrase " got wood " dosnt it
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Old 12-07-2008, 20:11   #51
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I posted earlier today to say that the signs were put up after the incident as a control measure to warn other people.
Sorry wasn't paying full attention!
My bad!
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