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Old 15-07-2008, 19:53   #1
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Guess What This Is

Guess what this is?
Answer -----at the end









It's a new Prison in UK!

And they wonder why being locked up isn't a deterrent!
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Old 15-07-2008, 19:56   #2
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They're having a great time.
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Old 15-07-2008, 19:59   #3
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They really are suffering in there aren't they???
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Old 15-07-2008, 20:01   #4
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But what level of prison is it .... maximum security or minimum .... ??? Surely they don't put hardened criminals in with the guys who pass bum cheques, or who cheated on their income tax?
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Old 15-07-2008, 20:04   #5
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i could do wi 6 months in yon, should never have done away wi P.D.
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Old 15-07-2008, 20:06   #6
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But what level of prison is it .... maximum security or minimum ....

with all that glass i hope its minimum lol
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Old 15-07-2008, 20:06   #7
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i could do wi 6 months in yon, should never have done away wi P.D.
I thought that was you playing ping pong
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Old 15-07-2008, 20:11   #8
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with all that glass i hope its minimum lol
I think it would make a great aquarium Could fill it full of sharks and piranahs and send Maggie T in there for a swim .... and then give a state funeral to the shark with the satisfied, my tummy's full grin.
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Old 15-07-2008, 20:11   #9
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I was wondering what I could do to get 6 months in that luxury hotel. No use burgling a house or knifing someone, I would just have David Cameron hugging me and a social worker saying it was because I didn't get that bike I wanted for my 10th birthday.

I've decided the only way is to refuse to pay my Council Tax, they'll put me inside for that.
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Old 15-07-2008, 20:12   #10
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who do i have to kill to get that holiday?
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Old 15-07-2008, 20:22   #11
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who do i have to kill to get that holiday?
No one ... if you kill someone you might get time served, community service and a years probation West Ender has it right .... don't pay your taxes; this way you save some coin, and get a free holiday thrown in
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Old 15-07-2008, 23:07   #12
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Wow thats really going to deter people from committing crimes isn't it?
I have never been somewhere that nice for a holiday!
What a joke
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Old 15-07-2008, 23:19   #13
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i could do wi 6 months in yon, should never have done away wi P.D.
I believe the maid service is not as good as it could be.
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Old 16-07-2008, 03:26   #14
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Terrible Joke early warning











At Last, the Government are making the punishment fit the crime.

A Prison for all those dodgy double glazing salesmen!
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Old 16-07-2008, 03:52   #15
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At Last, the Government are making the punishment fit the crime.

A Prison for all those dodgy double glazing salesmen!
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