Hard Times A-Knockin' - Page 2

jaysay · 06-04-2010, 09:40

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Originally Posted by Less

He's met me.

Oh I see

Less · 06-04-2010, 09:44

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Oh I see

Yes and he has another shorter description of me but on here it always comes out ****

and there is no way even accidentally he would compliment me with a four star rating.

jaysay · 06-04-2010, 09:55

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Originally Posted by Less

Yes and he has another shorter description of me but on here it always comes out ****

and there is no way even accidentally he would compliment me with a four star rating.

You don't get on then

Less · 06-04-2010, 10:03

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Originally Posted by jaysay

You don't get on then

If I was a house on fire he would be there for me, with some more petrol in case I looked like I was going out.

jaysay · 06-04-2010, 10:28

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Originally Posted by Less

If I was a house on fire he would be there for me, with some more petrol in case I looked like I was going out.

That good eh

A friend in need is a friend indeed

Less · 06-04-2010, 16:34

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Originally Posted by jaysay

That good eh

A friend in need is a friend indeed

To tell you the truth, rindy and I could be the modern day version of the virgin birth, mainly because every bed sitting B&B we try to cum across claims in an extremely Tory, (looking down their nose in disgust, whilst worrying about the batteries in the vibrator stuck firmly up their, hotel type register book), that there's no room to let us Inn!

Yet another waste of holiday booking fees and extra smooth Vaseline!

One day Rindy, one day... until then I think you should continue to claim to be the LAYDEEE!

Then at least you might be able to get your deposit back.

lindsay ormerod · 06-04-2010, 20:44

Not had the very lovely Rev Kev round yet but his benevolent face is beaming down from a banner on a fence just as you leave Church towards Intack ....sadly I was on the bus when I saw it and didn't have a flame thrower or a tin of pink paint to hand.

jaysay · 07-04-2010, 09:30

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Originally Posted by lindsay ormerod

Not had the very lovely Rev Kev round yet but his benevolent face is beaming down from a banner on a fence just as you leave Church towards Intack ....sadly I was on the bus when I saw it and didn't have a flame thrower or a tin of pink paint to hand.

Can see that lasting long lindsay

garinda · 07-04-2010, 09:54

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Originally Posted by Less

To tell you the truth, rindy and I could be the modern day version of the virgin birth, mainly because every bed sitting B&B we try to cum across claims in an extremely Tory, (looking down their nose in disgust, whilst worrying about the batteries in the vibrator stuck firmly up their, hotel type register book), that there's no room to let us Inn!

Yet another waste of holiday booking fees and extra smooth Vaseline!

One day Rindy, one day... until then I think you should continue to claim to be the LAYDEEE!

Then at least you might be able to get your deposit back.

I take it back.

Madness is not necessarily boring.

Less · 07-04-2010, 10:26

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Originally Posted by garinda

I take it back.

Madness is not necessarily boring.

How dare you! Don't you dare call me mad that is as offensive as saying that all homosexuals should be called gay, some of them can be as miserable as the rest of us.

In future when referring to my affliction please use the term 'not a full shilling', or perhaps just say gently, 'it's a shame about his loose screw, if it was ever to fall out he will have lost the lot'.

Perhaps I have gone banana's but I'm not mad, I'm quite placid.