HBC have taken away the benches from outside the market - Page 32

Eric · 08-12-2011, 22:55

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Originally Posted by accyman

at a £1000 id be tempted to say i did it and take the lesser fine

Thing is, some bozo on council would probably call in some Accy version of CSI and, at a cost to the taxpayer of, say, 2,500 pounds, prove it was the dog, and collect the 1,000.

accyman · 08-12-2011, 23:40

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Originally Posted by Eric

Thing is, some bozo on council would probably call in some Accy version of CSI and, at a cost to the taxpayer of, say, 2,500 pounds, prove it was the dog, and collect the 1,000.

id still be safe

anyone HBC calls in usually cant do a propper job just look how many times broadway has been cobbled and dug up

they would probably get a report sayng a dodo pooped and not be able to collect any money

garinda · 09-12-2011, 00:24

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Originally Posted by accyman

at a £1000 id be tempted to say i did it and take the lesser fine

Looks like crap's more important in Hyndburn, than returning the benches.

There's a crap artist in Sweden, who makes furniture out of excrement.

Perhaps H.B.C. are planning to give her a residency in the Market Hall, as part of some community art project.

Some might be sitting pretty, now they're in power, but I won't be parking my arse on any old crap.

I'll just have to wait for this 'experiment' to end, and sit on the benches again...when they're brought back.

jaysay · 09-12-2011, 09:03

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

See the 'comments' section at the bottom-lifeinthemix strikes again!
There's something tugging at my memory- can't quite place it.

Um yes Gordon Common Law rearing its head again, could LITM be related to our Kenny I wonder, if not I bet he uses the same server

jaysay · 09-12-2011, 09:12

PCSO's collecting fines for dog fouling, the money would then go to the courts and not HBC

Neil · 09-12-2011, 12:14

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Originally Posted by jaysay

PCSO's collecting fines for dog fouling, the money would then go to the courts and not HBC

Are you sure about that?

accyman · 10-12-2011, 00:56

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Originally Posted by garinda

Looks like crap's more important in Hyndburn, than returning the benches.

There's a crap artist in Sweden, who makes furniture out of excrement.

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i was going to ask if you were shutting me if you know what i really mean

jaysay · 10-12-2011, 08:45

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Originally Posted by Neil

Are you sure about that?

Well not 100% Neil, maybe one of our councillors would like to set the record straight, hello Ken, Bernard and Joan are you there

Less · 10-12-2011, 10:13

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Well not 100% Neil,

I know it isn't in the rules but I thought these days on AccyWeb, when we work in percentages the maximum estimation is 95%?

(Thank you Graham, it may only be a small thing but, it is about the only thing you've changed since being elected).

jaysay · 10-12-2011, 14:45

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Originally Posted by Less

I know it isn't in the rules but I thought these days on AccyWeb, when we work in percentages the maximum estimation is 95%?

(Thank you Graham, it may only be a small thing but, it is about the only thing you've changed since being elected).

I'm sure Graham will be overjoyed by your thanks Less

Neil · 11-12-2011, 22:00

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Well not 100% Neil, maybe one of our councillors would like to set the record straight, hello Ken, Bernard and Joan are you there

I know if the fine is paid HBC get the money, if it goes to court then HBC dont get the money. Not sure who does when the court issues the fine, them I suppose, whoever them are.

jaysay · 12-12-2011, 09:21

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Originally Posted by Neil

I know if the fine is paid HBC get the money, if it goes to court then HBC dont get the money. Not sure who does when the court issues the fine, them I suppose, whoever them are.

But if its collected by a PCSO are they representing the police or HBC

suem · 12-12-2011, 10:00

I love a bench in a town centre, seeing weary shoppers taking a moments break, Why does everyone have to suffer because the council can't come up with a solution to the yobs, there should be something in place to help these unfortunate's perhaps one of the empty shops could be used as a mentoring unit for anyone causing a nuisance, and the general public could help observe the council's, social workers and police people skills and see how much their hands are tied dealing with society's misfits

Less · 12-12-2011, 10:11

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Originally Posted by suem

I love a bench in a town centre, seeing weary shoppers taking a moments break, Why does everyone have to suffer because the council can't come up with a solution to the yobs, there should be something in place to help these unfortunate's perhaps one of the empty shops could be used as a mentoring unit for anyone causing a nuisance, and the general public could help observe the council's, social workers and police people skills and see how much their hands are tied dealing with society's misfits

Your post started well, unfortunately, you went all Christmassy towards the end thinking that good will to all men includes these degenerates, plenty is already in place for them, what they now need is for existing laws to be applied until they are no longer a nuisance.

lancsdave · 12-12-2011, 15:44

They already have several town centre shops