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Old 01-02-2011, 18:59   #76
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No it isn't Less, I can't afford Papers, I have to read um on line
Looks like you backed the wrong horse, all those years taking time off work canvassing for the wrong party, instead of working towards a decent retirement.
Still, they do say we get our rewards in Heaven, (may I suggest you get there before P.B. otherwise he'll have you spending your time trying to convince God he shouldn't be a stoker?).
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Old 01-02-2011, 18:59   #77
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I used the toilets in the Market Hall on saturday and all but 1 of the toilet seats in the ladies were either on the floor or on the shelf behind the loo. All were very obviously broken which meant if you didn't want to sit on the actual porcelain bowl then you had to queue for the one toilet with a seat on. I did notice too that the seat that was still attached was the wrong size and shape for the bowl it was attached too!!!
i suppose on the upside you at least get a warm seat
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:01   #78
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there's so much going wrong in Hyndburn now it's unreal, that Britcliffe is doing a right good job aint he
I'm actually sure that come May things will change overnight when the Caped Crusader sweeps in from Rishton, all the toilets will be open 24/7 all bowls will have seats on them, it will be the land of milk and honey
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:09   #79
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Looks like you backed the wrong horse, all those years taking time off work canvassing for the wrong party, instead of working towards a decent retirement.
Still, they do say we get our rewards in Heaven, (may I suggest you get there before P.B. otherwise he'll have you spending your time trying to convince God he shouldn't be a stoker?).
Never had one minute of work Less until I was struck down by illness, so was never able to save for retirement. I work 7 days a week 14 hours a day, I didn't pack my job in because it was interfering with political work, as one chap once put it, in fact I only really got involved in politics when I moved back to Ossy in 86 and that was at the request of Ken Hargreaves, althoiugh I've always been a tory and a party member until last April
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:19   #80
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Never had one minute of work Less until I was struck down by illness, so was never able to save for retirement. I work 7 days a week 14 hours a day, I didn't pack my job in because it was interfering with political work, as one chap once put it, in fact I only really got involved in politics when I moved back to Ossy in 86 and that was at the request of Ken Hargreaves, althoiugh I've always been a tory and a party member until last April
What a shame, all that loyalty gone to waste, I believe you with the above, you have always been a loyal party member and good friend to PB.
Even though he and the party haven't been to see you in How long?
They could at least drop off a couple of old newspapers now and then, hang on though, what is the value of scrap paper?
Best keep it for themselves!
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:25   #81
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I used the toilets in the Market Hall on saturday and all but 1 of the toilet seats in the ladies were either on the floor or on the shelf behind the loo. All were very obviously broken which meant if you didn't want to sit on the actual porcelain bowl then you had to queue for the one toilet with a seat on. I did notice too that the seat that was still attached was the wrong size and shape for the bowl it was attached too!!!
With respect I can't imagine a highly positioned employee would be telling lies

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Therefore I suggest as an ordinary resident of Hyndburn you must be the one telling porkies
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:33   #82
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You could always apply for funding to erect a statue, sited over the doorway to Scaitcliffe House.

Oh, don't forget to say you'll also need money for a funnel, and enough hosepipe to stretch from your shops.
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:36   #83
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What a shame, all that loyalty gone to waste, I believe you with the above, you have always been a loyal party member and good friend to PB.
Even though he and the party haven't been to see you in How long?
They could at least drop off a couple of old newspapers now and then, hang on though, what is the value of scrap paper?
Best keep it for themselves!
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:38   #84
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You could always apply for funding to erect a statue, sited over the doorway to Scaitcliffe House.

Oh, don't forget to say you'll also need money for a funnel, and enough hosepipe to stretch from your shops.
You are taking the Manneken pis arn't you G
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:40   #85
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You are taking the Manneken pis arn't you G

No.

Give, give, give.

That's me.

Generous to a fault.

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Old 01-02-2011, 19:43   #86
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No.

Give, give, give.

That's me.

Generous to a fault.

Ya we've noticed
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:46   #87
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Ya we've noticed
No need for any thanks.

You're welcome.

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Old 01-02-2011, 19:48   #88
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Not heart, I'm loyal, I may not have met you yet in person, but you are important to me on AccyWeb & if you are missing I like to hear where you're at.
I don't know if you've noticed, your friends on here are like that. (bitch).

Some even visit just to shorten your breath, (will Mick ever live down standing on your oxygen line).
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Old 01-02-2011, 19:57   #89
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Here's a mathematical formula for you:

If:

a = cost of excess butties at council meetings

b = cost of flash mobbing

c = cost of Leaders medal

and

d = marginal cost of keeping open Peel Street Bogs

Then is a+b+c < or > d

Answers, please.
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Here's a mathematical formula for you:

If:

a = cost of excess butties at council meetings

b = cost of flash mobbing

c = cost of Leaders medal

and

d = marginal cost of keeping open Peel Street Bogs

Then is a+b+c < or > d

Answers, please.
The answer is P
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