I want to go home

jaysay · 18-01-2010, 10:48

Six-year farce of the asylum seeker who wants to go home | Mail Online

Its another for the list of you couldn't make it up, here's an asylum seeker who wants to go home because its to cold. He's been kept here for 6 years even though he has stowed away on six occasions, its costing the British tax payer £100 a night to keep him here

accyman · 18-01-2010, 11:00

that will teach them , if you come here you stay here for teh cold as well as teh wet lol

Taggy · 18-01-2010, 11:33

Completely Bonkers !!!

Best Regards - Taggy

Less · 18-01-2010, 12:36

I thought Asylum seekers are allowed to stay only if there is a threat to their lives if returned to their home Country?

It seems that this guy, considers the so called threat, to be very small compared with the discomfort of a few cold days here.

I think if he wants to go back let him, so long as he isn't allowed to keep anything he has gained since coming into this Country.

garinda · 18-01-2010, 12:43

Misleading headlines about global warming, have a lot to answer for.

It'd be cheaper if the government chartered a plane, and dropped him home by parachute.

acertun · 18-01-2010, 14:14

How about minus the chute

accyman · 18-01-2010, 15:24

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How about minus the chute

cant because of the damn health and safety brigade

jaysay · 18-01-2010, 15:36

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cant because of the damn health and safety brigade

Don't tell um

DaveinGermany · 18-01-2010, 16:36

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cant because of the damn health and safety brigade

Even if you went really low & slow ?

Less · 18-01-2010, 17:02

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Even if you went really low & slow ?

That would be even worse, because the pilot and the guy that has the job of pushing him out would have to fill in a risk assessment form, to prove that they would be o.k. if half-way through the door he changed his mind about being repatriated.

DaveinGermany · 18-01-2010, 17:10

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That would be even worse, because the pilot and the guy that has the job of pushing him out would have to fill in a risk assessment form, to prove that they would be o.k. if half-way through the door he changed his mind about being repatriated.

But if the rock goes out first he's guaranteed to follow !!

accyman · 18-01-2010, 17:17

you cant get blood out of a stone but it seems you can get some onto a stone quite easily

DaveinGermany · 18-01-2010, 17:26

I appear to have failed to mention the reason why he'd follow, that would be because the Rock would be tied to his Gentlemans' vegetables

accyman · 18-01-2010, 17:33

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I appear to have failed to mention the reason why he'd follow, that would be because the Rock would be tied to his Gentlemans' vegetables

you mean somthing like this ?

Less · 18-01-2010, 17:35

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I appear to have failed to mention the reason why he'd follow, that would be because the Rock would be tied to his Gentlemans' vegetables

Ah, well now, you're not on your own in missing out on a bit of information, I should have mentioned that to pay for his journey home he would have to forfeit his meat & two veg' before he got onto the aircraft, just to make sure he didn't have any progeny attempting to make Asylum a family tradition in a few years time, so there wouldn't be anything left to tie the rock to!