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Old 06-09-2008, 23:40   #31
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Re: If You Were A Barber.
If I was the hairdresser I would of course tell the customer but I would complete the haircut and sterilise the equipment afterwards. I'd probably use a different comb, especially if it was a dark coloured one, just in case I missed something in the teeth.
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Old 06-09-2008, 23:43   #32
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If i was the barber ....................i`d only give number 1`s so everybody would look like me.....................
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Old 07-09-2008, 00:04   #33
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If I was a Barber reckon I would just tell the bloke and advise that I whip the lot off there and then.
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Old 07-09-2008, 00:09   #34
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If I was a Barber reckon I would just tell the bloke and advise that I whip the lot off there and then.
Join the Chippendales then mate LOL
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Old 07-09-2008, 05:57   #35
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apologies for the wander ..........but does 'Nitty Nora" still do school inspections ?
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Old 07-09-2008, 07:57   #36
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No, and maybe that's why headlice are so rife these days.
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:02   #37
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Yeah, right, you set a trap, (you claim),
Ah his secret is out, he's a Trappist Monk
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:09   #38
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Isn't there a lotion, to get rid of nits?

Yes, but sadly not one that can remove nitwits.
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:21   #39
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You will be safer getting rid of them before you go to the barbers Jim.
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So now you are trying to get rid of me, thanks a lot
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:18   #40
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Yes, but sadly not one that can remove nitwits.
A nit must actually have to possess some wit, before it can be classesd as a nitwit.
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Old 07-09-2008, 14:03   #41
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apologies for the wander ..........but does 'Nitty Nora" still do school inspections ?
They are not allowed anymore because it is classed as child abuse. I spray my daughter's head with tea tree oil, this seems to keep them at bay.
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[quote=Aleks;628126]and going on about how good some sauce is. quote]

That sauce was a bloody good find, i`d never have found it but for a certain accyweb member.........
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They are not allowed anymore because it is classed as child abuse. I spray my daughter's head with tea tree oil, this seems to keep them at bay.


its not classed as child abuse, its classed as an invasion of a childs privacy
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This is making my head itch
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Old 08-09-2008, 13:45   #45
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its not classed as child abuse, its classed as an invasion of a childs privacy
ok sorry for the misquote
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