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Old 19-09-2012, 21:54   #631
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By the way, what do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
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Old 19-09-2012, 21:58   #632
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You stick to the lumberjack dance, Eric.
Nah ... too many Kodiaks in the audience, and they tend to throw their weight around if they don't like the show. And they can be a handful, especially if they are all liquored up
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Old 19-09-2012, 22:11   #633
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Just a momentary lapse in our ongoing struggle to self-censor

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cock a too whoo? or isn't that filthy enough for this thread
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Old 19-09-2012, 22:19   #634
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Nope.
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Old 19-09-2012, 22:24   #635
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Old 19-09-2012, 22:31   #636
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Don't be cock ahoot about it
Nice one Close, but no cigar. As we say out here in the colonies: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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Old 19-09-2012, 22:50   #637
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Nice one Close, but no cigar. As we say out here in the colonies: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
Well as I have just discovered that hooters is another word for breasts, not sure I want to go any further...

PS why is it the ladies (well, me and Marg) that are taking this on?
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Old 19-09-2012, 22:54   #638
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Well as I have just discovered that hooters is another word for breasts, not sure I want to go any further...

PS why is it the ladies (well, me and Marg) that are taking this on?
You mean you've never heard of Hooters bar?
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Old 19-09-2012, 23:06   #639
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You mean you've never heard of Hooters bar?
I've been to several; but I go only for the food Oh, and I buy Playboy for the articles
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Old 19-09-2012, 23:09   #640
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You mean you've never heard of Hooters bar?
Errr no - is it a man thing? Actually I've just googled it - probably not, but it's not crossed my radar before.
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Errr no - is it a man thing? Actually I've just googled it - probably not, but it's not crossed my radar before.
I've only been into one by accident when I was on my way to watch Stanley play Notts County. I honestly thought it was an owl-themed bar and once inside, it seemed a bit bad-mannered to leave without having a drink.

No, Mrs H didn't believe me either when she found the forthcoming events leaflet in my pocket the day after.
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I've only been into one by accident when I was on my way to watch Stanley play Notts County. I honestly thought it was an owl-themed bar and once inside, it seemed a bit bad-mannered to leave without having a drink.

No, Mrs H didn't believe me either when she found the forthcoming events leaflet in my pocket the day after.
Me thinks Mrs H knows you all too well Wyn
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Your favourite paper doesn't think much of the place, Jay.

Hooters - is this the most offensive bar in Britain? Asks Liz Jones | Mail Online

The Joan Blakewell interfering busy bodies syndrome at work here I reckon!
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Old 20-09-2012, 10:43   #644
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I've heard of a 'burger and bun' but a 'burger and bum'? Whoo'd a thout it?
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Ugh, that woman gives me the creeps (Liz Jones I mean).
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