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Old 10-08-2008, 21:55   #1
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National Database

We have a drivers database.
We have an insurance database.
We have an NHS database.
We have a benefits database.
We have a sex offenders database.
We have a criminal database.
We have a pensioners database.
We have a taxpayers database.
We have a county court database.
We have a debtors database.
We have a default database for house repossesions.
We have a database for ISPs.
We have a database for VAT registered traders.
We have a database for registered voters.
Databases coming out of our ears.

What about a database formulated from the following questions:
Where were you born?
Have you ever paid any tax?
Did your parents pay tax in the UK?
What is the cost, if any, of the treatment you have had in the UK.
Have you or your family ever paid NI?
Do you pay for eye tests?
Do you get glasses free.
Are you in receipt of vouchers for free clothes?

Call me irresponsible if you like........I'm of the age where I can ask these questions and don't give a monkeys on the adage.....right to know.
What do you think?
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Old 10-08-2008, 22:35   #2
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Re: National Database

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We have a drivers database.
We have an insurance database.
We have an NHS database.
We have a benefits database.
We have a sex offenders database.
We have a criminal database.
We have a pensioners database.
We have a taxpayers database.
We have a county court database.
We have a debtors database.
We have a default database for house repossesions.
We have a database for ISPs.
We have a database for VAT registered traders.
We have a database for registered voters.
Databases coming out of our ears.

What about a database formulated from the following questions:
Where were you born?
Have you ever paid any tax?
Did your parents pay tax in the UK?
What is the cost, if any, of the treatment you have had in the UK.
Have you or your family ever paid NI?
Do you pay for eye tests?
Do you get glasses free.
Are you in receipt of vouchers for free clothes?

Call me irresponsible if you like........I'm of the age where I can ask these questions and don't give a monkeys on the adage.....right to know.
What do you think?
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Old 10-08-2008, 22:37   #3
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Glad your switched on...............Doh..............Hard work with the serious stuff Pete?
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Old 10-08-2008, 22:47   #4
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Glad your switched on...............Doh..............Hard work with the serious stuff Pete?
No just had a flash of inspiration.Must be my intellectual side coming out.
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Old 10-08-2008, 22:56   #5
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No just had a flash of inspiration.Must be my intellectual side coming out.
Got to be careful....denuncias coming out, right left and centre?
Am I bovered?..............not a lot.
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Old 11-08-2008, 00:01   #6
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I couldnt agree more!!!
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Old 11-08-2008, 00:03   #7
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Got to be careful....denuncias coming out, right left and centre?
Am I bovered?..............not a lot.
Being fluent in Spanish like wat I am I must denounce you for speaking a foriegn language on an English website.

Dos cerveza fourfootfour.
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Old 11-08-2008, 00:05   #8
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Re: National Database

ya wont be getting a denuncia from this kid...........
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Old 26-05-2009, 11:48   #9
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I have discovered a way to prevent your health info from being entered on the NHS database.
For info visit-
The Big Opt Out » About the campaign
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Old 26-05-2009, 15:54   #10
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I have discovered a way to prevent your health info from being entered on the NHS database.
For info visit-
The Big Opt Out » About the campaign
It's as difficult to get you're health info onto a database as it is to get in touch with the surgery and make an appointment.

Anyway, you're into super duper cure all, Ripley's believe it or not, type remedies so why would you need to be on any database? You're already cured!
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Old 26-05-2009, 16:00   #11
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It's as difficult to get you're health info onto a database as it is to get in touch with the surgery and make an appointment.

Anyway, you're into super duper cure all, Ripley's believe it or not, type remedies so why would you need to be on any database? You're already cured!
wrong quote
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Old 26-05-2009, 16:08   #12
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wrong quote
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Strange just checked, it was the quote I wanted to quote, so I think I should be given the benefit of the doubt, in fact, it was the quote I wanted to quote so don't quote me but for once I know I'm right!
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Old 26-05-2009, 16:15   #13
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Some people will prefer that their personal health info NOT be available chemist's assistants and the hospital cleaning ladies
This is how to prevent that - nothing sinister - nothing to do with whatever treatment you choose - so why get all sarky about it
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Old 26-05-2009, 16:39   #14
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???

Strange just checked, it was the quote I wanted to quote, so I think I should be given the benefit of the doubt, in fact, it was the quote I wanted to quote so don't quote me but for once I know I'm right!
You lost me Less
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Old 26-05-2009, 16:41   #15
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You lost me Less
I think he is having a bad day
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