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Old 29-11-2013, 14:11   #1
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New theory on the origins of man

A scientist who has specialised in the genetics of hybrids has produced a theory that we are the result of crossbreeding between apes and PIGS.
Human origins: Are we hybrids?

I have 'fast read' it and find his theory plausible - It will require more in depth reading to cover all the fine points of his theory.

As a bacon butty lover I am reluctant to say - 'I'm convinced'
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Old 29-11-2013, 14:45   #2
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Re: New theory on the origins of man

Well after just returning from accy centre, i can see were he gets the "Pigs" side of it from.
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Old 29-11-2013, 18:11   #3
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It must be true, I heard about a blue whale that had an affair with a hamster, the whale was madly in love with his new partner, she however was emotionally torn apart by his over-enthusiastic love making!
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Old 29-11-2013, 18:16   #4
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Re: New theory on the origins of man

Apes and Pigs.......I have dated some swamp donkeys. Just sounds a bit silly. I will stick with Darwin
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Old 29-11-2013, 18:54   #5
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load of rubbish
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Old 29-11-2013, 20:05   #6
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Interesting theory - hmm! pigs and apes.....
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Old 29-11-2013, 20:35   #7
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Apes and Pigs.......I have dated some swamp donkeys. Just sounds a bit silly. I will stick with Darwin
Good job you didn't type Darwen, no ape would touch those pigs.
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Old 29-11-2013, 20:42   #8
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A scientist who has specialised in the genetics of hybrids has produced a theory that we are the result of crossbreeding between apes and PIGS.
Human origins: Are we hybrids?

I have 'fast read' it and find his theory plausible - It will require more in depth reading to cover all the fine points of his theory.

As a bacon butty lover I am reluctant to say - 'I'm convinced'
From the way he writes it appears he also likes the sound of his own voice he rabbits on and on before he actually says sumat, there was supposed to be five distinct races of humans on the this planet at one time, so its either 5 different breeds of monkeys or five different breeds of pig. I blame it on the Martians, but any road up whats it matter now after a couple of millian years, you can't go back.
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Old 29-11-2013, 20:51   #9
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Spot on Retlaw, matters more where we are heading than where we have come from.
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Old 29-11-2013, 23:33   #10
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So was it a male ape who had a twinkle in his eye for a female pig, or a male pig who had a twinkle in his eye for a female ape?

Then again there was that polish guy in Rishton who had an eye for goats....2000 years from now some guy could argue that all life is a result from a drunken pole and a Rishton goat
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Old 29-11-2013, 23:35   #11
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Spot on Retlaw, matters more where we are heading than where we have come from.
I always hum the tune of "On Ilkley Moor baht'at" when I think about where I am going
As long as it's not them geese and peacocks at the bottom of Less's street, eh?
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Old 30-11-2013, 00:02   #12
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Puts a whole new connotation on the phrase 'well, I'll be a monkey's uncle'....
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Old 30-11-2013, 00:06   #13
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....though I did work in a hotel kitchen for a while and believe you me I did discover that humans can be pigs.
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Old 30-11-2013, 01:48   #14
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Spot on Retlaw, matters more where we are heading than where we have come from.
We're heading in the direction we have come from, and towards which we are going Or maybe we are just going around in ever decreasing circles until we disappear up our own assholes. Politicians seem to have a head start.
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Old 30-11-2013, 02:01   #15
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we are the result of crossbreeding between apes and PIGS.'

oh how i hope this is proven to be true because of the halal issue alone lol
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