PC again ! - Page 2

Darby · 27-09-2004, 05:13

Ahhh....Life's a female dog!!!!

Not blackboards...............Chalk Boards

But we still have whiteboards!!!

pendy · 27-09-2004, 12:15

Hang on, male foxes are dogs. The correct expression is dog fox as opposed to vixen.

Anyway, why is it a woman can be a bitch, and also be a dog - according to some descriptors? It seems to be all right if she's a vixen, though.

So are dogs going to get confused about whether they are canine dogs or dog foxes? and should we legislate about this before it's too late? There does seem to be a certain politically incorrect unfairness here - bitches and vixens don't get confused, so we have a gender issue. Again.

Could we mark dogs (canines) with red ink, and dog foxes with blue ink, to resolve the issue, or would that be speciesly divisive?

WillowTheWhisp · 27-09-2004, 13:08

The male canines may feel you are being aggressive towards them if you use red ink. It could damage their career prospects for life. Perhaps they'd prefer green?

pendy · 27-09-2004, 13:12

We could offer a choice, but then that gets confusing, because the green ones might think they are better than the red ones, or vice versa, then you have a class issue. We could also have a problem, because some might prefer pink (depending on sexual orientation) or perhaps purple for those who prefer legs? It might be the foxes would be better off with green, because then the pythons would find them harder to see.
(This is getting bizarre ......)