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Old 24-03-2010, 10:39   #16
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Sometimes I can't make my mind up whether you're a babbling fool or just a plain idiot now I have my answer, neither just a plain clown is nearer
I thought showing the job advertisment, at the Palace Westminster, could have helped a pal achieve a long held ambition to work there.

I agree it's a long shot, and there's bound to be a lot of applicants, but it is probably the only avenue now left open.

I think you're being cruel if you don't help.

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Old 24-03-2010, 12:33   #17
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i wonder if i could gain employment in the house of commons with the job title "pull my finger" a variation of various bodily noises could be performed upon pulling my finger or instead of teh govenment simply taking teh pee out of me i can bottle it and sell it on demand for £5 a bottle next to teh coffee machine

im off to the dragons den
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Old 24-03-2010, 14:57   #18
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I thought showing the job advertisment, at the Palace Westminster, could have helped a pal achieve a long held ambition to work there.

I agree it's a long shot, and there's bound to be a lot of applicants, but it is probably the only avenue now left open.

I think you're being cruel if you don't help.

He's already worked there
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Old 24-03-2010, 15:01   #19
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He's already worked there
Was he moonlighting as a maths teacher?

Showing them all the confusing way to fill out the ex's sheet so that nothing would appear too obvious?



Didn't work for most of 'em did it?
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Old 24-03-2010, 15:03   #20
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He's already worked there
Ken had a cleaner in London?

I never knew that.

I would have treated him to lunch.

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Old 24-03-2010, 19:41   #21
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There will be a few from the commons will be open to jobs like that after May 6th

Yes, you are spot on with that Jaysay....well, except they won't do any job for a Rand or 2......more likely to be a grand(or after the recent revelations) a few hundred grand.
Talk about greedy bar stewards!
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Old 24-03-2010, 20:03   #22
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It depresses me that a hoard of greedy sods are going into politics to rip people off but people like me who want to make a difference just get ignored untill we are 30 :sulks:
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Old 24-03-2010, 20:11   #23
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It depresses me that a hoard of greedy sods are going into politics to rip people off but people like me who want to make a difference just get ignored untill we are 30 :sulks:
So that'd be in about 14 years then ??

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Old 24-03-2010, 22:18   #24
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So that'd be in about 14 years then ??
Eh? What? were you paying attention to someone then Dave, I'm sorry I was still in ignore mode.

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Old 24-03-2010, 23:17   #25
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It depresses me that a hoard of greedy sods are going into politics to rip people off but people like me who want to make a difference just get ignored untill we are 30 :sulks:
What's the magical thing you can do at thirty, that you can't do before?

People of all ages are making a difference every hour of the day. Whether it's a child carer of a disabled parent, or putting the few coppers in change you get given in a shop, into a charity box.

Nearly every action you do could be deemed as a political action, if you so wished, and it doesn't need to be allied to party politics.

Some would say 'sulking', because you feel disenfranchised, is a political act of protest.

Though personally I'd say it was self indulgent, and a waste of energy.

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Old 24-03-2010, 23:22   #26
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I'd received my first death threats by the age of fifteen, from some moronic, semi-literate fascists...and I was a late starter.



Don't ever limit yourself, if you really want to do something, especially by something as unimportant as age.
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Old 25-03-2010, 00:14   #27
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I'd received my first death threats by the age of fifteen, from some moronic, semi-literate fascists...and I was a late starter.
accyweb wasn't going back then in the heady days of gaslighting so you must be referring to a different set of moronic, semi-literate fascists.

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Old 25-03-2010, 01:23   #28
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accyweb wasn't going back then in the heady days of gaslighting so you must be referring to a different set of moronic, semi-literate fascists.


he could have been refering to accyparchment which is accywebs distant predecesor
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Old 25-03-2010, 05:35   #29
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Eh? What? were you paying attention to someone then Dave, I'm sorry I was still in ignore mode.

Well you know how it is Less, just trying to save the Lad from his own folly ! before someone really lets him know in no uncertain terms that his points aren't reaching the mark.

you know how some folk get easily upset !
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Old 25-03-2010, 06:43   #30
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accyweb wasn't going back then in the heady days of gaslighting so you must be referring to a different set of moronic, semi-literate fascists.


They were missives consructed out of individual letters, cut out of newspapers, like an old fashioned ransome note from the movies.

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