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Old 31-07-2008, 17:22   #1
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Red face you know the saying about bears and woods ? well.....

Well I have just got back from taking my dog for a wander - I was just coming up the path from the field ( behind Charter street) and saw an elderly bloke bobbed down. My immeditate thought was that he had fallen over or was drunk - as he saw me he said
"oh bloody hell"
being the helpful person I am I was going over to see if he needed any help - to which he replied
"dont make a meal out of it - go on be on your way"
I thought oh well but as I was passing realised that he was actually relieving himself as it were - and it wasnt a number one
OMG the nerve of some people - I mean when you gotta go then youve gotta go - but this was in full view I am sure if he really was desperate he could have at least gone in the bushes
so do bears s*** in the woods - well I have never seen one - but I know an old man that does LOL
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Old 31-07-2008, 17:26   #2
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Re: you know the saying about bears and woods ? well.....

We`ve had someone s*** on our drive once. Our drive is set back a bit from the road, and if the car is parked in a certain place then it hides anyone from the road. We found it the following morning, after I noticed the wing mirrors had been knocked about. Obviously someone on the way home from the pub got caught short and thought nothing of leaving us a present...
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Old 31-07-2008, 20:11   #3
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That is Nasty!
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Old 31-07-2008, 20:20   #4
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Dirty old man too many of them about.
Before the football changing rooms were demolished (I have a good view of playing fields), I regularly saw men P'ing against its walls.
There are very few public toilets about nowadays but men should make sure that they cannot possibly be seen no matter how desperate they are.
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Old 31-07-2008, 20:29   #5
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Disgusting as it is it made me laugh, must have been embarassing for you too.
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Old 31-07-2008, 20:34   #6
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Dirty old man too many of them about.
Before the football changing rooms were demolished (I have a good view of playing fields), I regularly saw men P'ing against its walls.
There are very few public toilets about nowadays but men should make sure that they cannot possibly be seen no matter how desperate they are.
hey women are not immune from this, used to be one dirty bitch stand in middle of blackburn rd n slash back in the 80s, on a pretty regular basis,won't mention any names but cashy knows who. it was always near the garage n newsagent towards church.
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Old 31-07-2008, 20:34   #7
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Disgusting as it is it made me laugh, must have been embarassing for you too.
Did you get him a dock leaf
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Old 31-07-2008, 20:40   #8
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Dirty old man too many of them about.
Before the football changing rooms were demolished (I have a good view of playing fields), I regularly saw men P'ing against its walls.
There are very few public toilets about nowadays but men should make sure that they cannot possibly be seen no matter how desperate they are.
Not everyone has a pair of bino's 75 x 1.?
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Old 31-07-2008, 20:41   #9
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Did you get him a dock leaf
Dock leaves, forgot about them, when we were kids my Dad used to say wipe with one of those!
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Old 31-07-2008, 20:45   #10
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Not everyone has a pair of bino's 75 x 1.?
Just a minute there I don't own binoculars
Here is a piccy of my view - the portacabins were right next to the road
The P'ers didn't even bother to go round the back
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Old 31-07-2008, 20:54   #11
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Dock leaves, forgot about them, when we were kids my Dad used to say wipe with one of those!
Dock leaves had many uses....to relieve yourself in the woods is one thing but you have to be very careful.
Carring down in a bed of nettles...that is something else.....and you've guest it.........dock leaves...were the answer.
If your cheeks were penetrated by these by a nettle sting you would'nt even think about wiping your arse with one.
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Dock leaves had many uses....to relieve yourself in the woods is one thing but you have to be very careful.
Carring down in a bed of nettles...that is something else.....and you've guest it.........dock leaves...were the answer.
If your cheeks were penetrated by these by a nettle sting you would'nt even think about wiping your arse with one.
mind you,as the old saying goes, it a lot in yer pants, ****** all in a field.
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Old 31-07-2008, 21:08   #13
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Saw a dirty git who had just got off the train last week and he went up the back near where the bank used to be on Eagle Street for a pee. No need for it there are toilets on trains
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Saw a dirty git who had just got off the train last week and he went up the back near where the bank used to be on Eagle Street for a pee.
I see nothing wrong in that Bernie providing he was not in full view of the public gaze. Councils in their wisdom saw the loophole that they were no longer commited to provide public toilets. If the councils do not provide then it is my opinion that they should be responsible for the cleaning up operation.
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Old 31-07-2008, 21:26   #15
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Just a minute there I don't own binoculars
Here is a piccy of my view - the portacabins were right next to the road
The P'ers didn't even bother to go round the back
Yes but taken from off the top of the wardrobe?
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