Racism In Football? One Guy Has The Cure.
 

Was in the pub with a group of friends, the T.V. channel was discussing racism in football and if it could be prevented.
A wit in the crowd said, "well, it's bleedin' obvious, there wouldn't be any racism in football if they didn't let the wogs play!"

Not quite a P.C. solution but yes, it would work except for one very important problem.

Re: Racism In Football? One Guy Has The Cure.
 

They will never stop it while we have Magistrates like the one dealing with the Sheffield fan caught on Ewood Park with a flare down his trousers. The Magistrate said he would not impose a banning order on the grounds he had never been in trouble before, and the fan said he was not the one who had taken the flare on the ground. Remember our fan who got a 3year ban for putting his hand on a Plods shoulder trying to calm things down. Get ready for the flare down pants puns.