Accyweb Awards 2005 - THE CEREMONY

[Less]

Originally Posted by garinda

SpeechLESS, obviously the buns of steel classes have paid off since we last saw your butt in the gallery!!!

That is my stunt double, the insurance is too costly for me to appear in person.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Ooooh Less Dahling, I can see you are pleased to see me...!

[Gayle]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Yes Gayle Dahling.....you look devine....!

As do you Margaret dahling, kissy kissy.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Gayle Knight

I'm sure we both look good enough to eat Margaret.

You both do, sadly we can actually lick Gayle's chocolate hair accessory, which is now sliding perilously southwards.



Sack your PA, where is he with the wetwipes????

[Less]

Originally Posted by Roy

/roy whispering quietly to less...

when does the food fight start?

Eh? You what? Speak up I can't hear you because your bellies rumbling!

[Margaret Pilkington]

Gayle....Mwah.....Mwah

[Romps]

oh Tinks just spied you from the wings you look divine sweetie. mwah mwah

as Romps turns away she bitches.....................bloody outfit how dare she upstage me.


CALL MY BLOODY AGENT RINDY! I WANT ANSWERS & I WANT THEM NOW!

[Less]

I've just had a look in the goody bag they have given to all us celeb's, I've got a ticket for three free weeks in Huncoat!

[Gayle]

Ladies and Gentlemen it’s here, the moment you’ve been waiting for, the awards are about to begin, please take your seats. Here she is, your hostess for the evening, Gayle.

Good evening everybody, it’s nice to see so many of you have dressed for the occasion. Welcome to the Awards, I’m sure it’s going to be an exciting evening. We have a few special guests in the audience, I see Tom Cruise is in the front row, sorry but I think you’re going to be disappointed tonight Tom. Oh, and over there we have the entire cast of Lost, please don’t all come up if you win again, the stage isn’t big enough for all of you. And it would appear we have a contingency in from Hyndburn Borough Council, could you all sit down at the back please and stop being rowdy, this is not council chambers you know.

We have a great evening ahead of us and Roy has kindly donated a lot of ackers for prizes. Winners will also find their names turning a different colour on the Who’s Online section and your Avatar will change (but that’s only a temporary thing and the avatars will return to normal tomorrow).

So without further ado, let’s get on to the first award of the evening.

[Len]

Sorry I’m late blummin taxi's!

Have I missed much?

Carry on, sorry

[garinda]

Who is that in the nude coloured lycra body stocking?


I can't see, and don't think I should look.


****** that, hello, hello, hello.

[Margaret Pilkington]

I've got a voucher for Poundland.....but it's only for 50p

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Len

Sorry I’m late blummin taxi's!

Have I missed much?

Carry on, sorry


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You carry off the monochromatic look so well, as we've all seen before at Willow's wedding incidentally.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I've got a voucher for Poundland.....but it's only for 50p

Wait for the sales in January, everthing is 50% off, the worlds your oyster.

[Gayle]

To announce the winner of the Funniest Thread, let's bring on the funniest man in the north west - no not you, Less. It's Peter Kay..........

Evening everyone, fancy some garlic bread? I've been brought on to announce the winner of the Funniest thread, strange that I've never heard a bobbin of cotton tell a joke.

Anyway, the nominees are

I'm miserable - started by Tinkerbelle
The Accyweb adventures of Robin Hood - started by Less
Dr Helga is in the house - started by Gayle
The Calm Room - started by Less

And the winner is................