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Old 31-01-2005, 01:19   #16
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Re: An easy way to commit suicide...lol

OK, as I am not the flavour of the week with all you ladies out there, I have decided that I will go totally chauvanistic just to get it out of my system. Tomorrow, I will be my usual caring self......but tonight the devil is in me
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Old 31-01-2005, 08:04   #17
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oooo, busman i like the idea of the 3rd picture, good one for using space , by making special ones for motorbikes, scooters, cycles etc: never thought of having triangular ones though, i think i will suggest it next time i go to asda//
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Old 31-01-2005, 08:12   #18
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Re: An easy way to commit suicide...lol

I've got a hammer and screwdriver set not unlike picture five.

When I was on holiday in Ireland once years ago we were in a hotel which had the old round electricity sockets (same voltage but different fitting) and I couldn't plug my hairdryer in. I borrowed a plug to swap with the one I had on it and my (male) friend was curious as to how I'd managed to change the plug without asking for a screwdriver. Easy! I just used the metal nail file in my manicure set. I never use those for my nails anyway because they aren't very effective but the ones with a blunt end make excellent emergency screwdrivers.
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Old 31-01-2005, 15:00   #19
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Willow, you've got more in your head than mucky water!
Wherever I go and someone asks for something, sticky tape, aspirin, tape measure etc I can usually find it or something as a substitute in my hand bag........my work colleagues used to rib me no end about it.
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Old 31-01-2005, 15:13   #20
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Re: An easy way to commit suicide...lol

I have a little story to illustrate something similar.

I am a Sunday school teacher for the 10-12 age group at our church and my "Sunday bag" contains all manner of things from chalk and blue tack to visual aids etc to make the lessons interesting.

A little while ago whilst our church was being decorated we had several Sundays where we met in a school building. This was great for most of the classrooms as they had chalkboards etc but the women's group met in the school library and that was somewhat lacking in facilities.

I'd been seconded into there to join them one week for a lesson and I had my "magic bag" with me. Someone had kindly brought in a mobile chalk board but there wasn't any chalk - cue my bag, from which I produced a packet of chalk. Then of course we needed to rub out what we'd written and again in my bag there was a duster. Someone wanted to pin up a poster and into play came my bluetack. Then we were going to learn a song but the lady teaching us said it would have been much easier if we'd had a piano - from my bag I produced a miniature 2 octave keyboard so we had music.

At the end of the class a few people said what a long wait they would have for a bus as they'd just missed one and they weren't very frequent from there on a Sunday to which somebody piped up "Ask her - she's probably got one of them in her bag an 'all!"
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Old 31-01-2005, 15:16   #21
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To get back to the "plot".
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Old 31-01-2005, 15:29   #22
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I like that one Willow... you should send that story up to one of the womens mags, I'm sure you would get a prize for it.
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Old 31-01-2005, 16:47   #23
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I have a little story to illustrate, Someone had kindly brought in a mobile chalk board but there wasn't any chalk - cue my bag, from which I produced a packet of chalk. Then of course we needed to rub out what we'd written and again in my bag there was a duster. Someone wanted to pin up a poster and into play came my bluetack. Then we were going to learn a song but the lady teaching us said it would have been much easier if we'd had a piano - from my bag I produced a miniature 2 octave keyboard so we had music.

At the end of the class a few people said what a long wait they would have for a bus as they'd just missed one and they weren't very frequent from there on a Sunday to which somebody piped up "Ask her - she's probably got one of them in her bag an 'all!"
But to make room for all this stuff Willow, you have neglected to mention that you often leave out unimportant things like mobile phone, house keys and especially money when you are buying something --with me and my wallet in tow!!

I was going to post a couple of definitions like:
What is the difference between BSE and PMT? One is Mad Cow Disease and the other is an agricultural problem
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long
What is the difference between a battery and a wife? A battery has a positive side

....but I won't as I am now reverted back to that kind appreciative fiance that you know and worship xx
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Old 31-01-2005, 17:49   #24
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Old 31-01-2005, 20:30   #25
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Busman....... What is the definition of PMT
Answer.....Putting up with Mens' Tediousness!
And if they could put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there?
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Old 31-01-2005, 20:32   #26
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Sorry Willow.....I am maligning the man you love, but in oh such a good natured way!
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Old 01-02-2005, 13:27   #27
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hehehe what an interesting conversation it made me laugh anyway.
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Old 01-02-2005, 16:19   #28
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hehehe what an interesting conversation it made me laugh anyway.
Thats good black_flights, There are so many serious issues today and a little light banter now and again is good for the heart and soul....
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Old 02-02-2005, 00:02   #29
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Just to help out here either of these any use?
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Old 02-02-2005, 00:29   #30
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What 'ave you done Bazf?? There I was, quite content not to put any more definitions in like:
What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman

What should you give a woman that has everything? A man to show her how to work it

Why are there no female asronauts on the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet

and then you start me off again!! Marg P and Willow will be out to get me now
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