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Old 22-03-2017, 17:31   #1
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Annual Check Up Time.

So, about a fortnight ago I'm called in to see the nurse, blood tests etc.
She weighs me, converting from new money to old I'm now 9 and a half stone, most of my life I've been 9 stone wet through.

I got an invite to come see the doctor, so made appointment, thinking the worse about blood tests.

When I got to see him, was lectured about putting on weight and how I should take up a sport to keep me healthy, went back today, the man is never satisfied!

Told him I've taken up horse racing, how he asked is that going to get your heart racing?

Very easy came my reply, if I've bet five pounds I can't afford, believe me, my heart races!
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Old 22-03-2017, 18:25   #2
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Re: Annual Check Up Time.

Most folk are lectured about losing weight including me in the past. I think you cant breed pekinese from bull dogs probably works t'other way round in your case.
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